Fearing the worst when Dillon doesn’t return my calls about investing in my new, highly disruptive app idea, I start the groundwork of forming a search party. iTunes Google Play Advertisements

While my girlfriend tries on clothes I fight off boredom in the boyfriend waiting area. iTunes Google Play  

After realizing I wasn’t getting much use out of the star I’d purchased the naming rights to many years ago, I set about trying to return it.   iTunes Google Play      

I let Dillon know I’m giving him a 50% equity stake in the streaming music app we conceptualized together, and outline exactly what I expect of him in return. iTunes Google Play    

With the conference of my life coming up in Ontario, and my so-called “friends” unavailable to babysit my pet fish, Cilus, I resort to drastic measures to make sure my buttercup is safe while I’m gone. iTunes Google Play

After accidentally Google-ing “ISIS” on my Verizon smartphone, I call my friends to remind them–and any government agents now listening to my calls– that I, selflessly, stand against ISIS. iTunes Google Play

With my girlfriend’s birthday coming up I selflessly call her roommate/best friend to brainstorm ideas for a surprise party. Unfortunately we have very different visions. iTunes Google Play

Nagged by guilt over breaking a wine glass at a party, I selflessly call the host (my friend’s friend) to fess up and offer a replacement glass. iTunes Google Play

When I discover Jack is in my town, my city, Chi-town, Chicago, Illinois, without telling me, I decide to be the bigger man and reach out to him. iTunes Google Play

  I selflessly offer Jonny free entrance to see my buddy Ben’s band play at Lincoln Hall. iTunes Google Play