Welcome back to Carp City! On this episode we talk about the last dryer repairman on earth, uncles in underwear, tolerance in the bowling community, ghost sightings at home, signs from God in the age of overstimulation, and the Christmas Truce of 1914.

On this episode of Carp City, we discuss Oregon Trail, the value of 1st-generation iPods vs. Apple stock, Brett’s old music projects Raver Slut and Two-Way Bidet, lying to the dentist vs. lying dentists, and life in Tinseltown.

This week on Carp City we talk about mourning the loss of a pet, running for president, Ballers, Westworld (spoiler alert), David’s quarter-life crisis, China’s social credit system, and dad’s karaoke domination; Jon shares a jingle his friend wrote in high school.

This week on Carp City, we talk about what everyone has been up to while Brett and his family are visiting Disney. Jon and Dustin took the families to the Great Wolf Lodge, which led to a dilemma about beer choices and witnessing the greatest imaginary baseball game of all time. Grace also drops into the […]

Welcome back to Carp City. This week on the pod we discuss the best Brandon Lee and Dolph Lundgren film of all time, colloidal silver and gold, good financial advice and where not to get it, “ass cancer,” getting strangers to help you move a refrigerator, what to do when the ceiling starts leaking in your lean-to, […]

On this week’s episode, we return to the ongoing saga of Jon’s personal relationship with JJ Watt. We also get around to talking about sports boycotts, famous people with IBS, Dustin witnessing someone losing their fingertips at the Y, the dangers of changing your tire on the side of the road, Antifa, declaring bankruptcy and going on […]

This week on Carp City, we discuss the controversy around Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide, guys who practice golf swings at inappropriate times, Jess Mancini, run-on stories, and Damon Sheehy-Guiseppi’s miracle touchdown punt return.

This week on Carp City, we get off to a rough start but quickly snowball into conspiracy talk. Jon recounts bargaining for beer at the sketchy neighborhood bodega and getting stung by a jellyfish, then we move on to lighter fare such as flat earth, the New Life Children’s Refuge case, NASA, snake people, Jerry […]

To christen our new studio, Dustin joins us on the pod to talk about regrets in life, the value of an education, going to church as a kid, pharmaceutical sales, video day at school, boat problems, and the perfect bachelor dinner (according to our dad).

Today we discuss our thoughts on Holmes and Watson, Jon’s golden days (and his camo Pontiac Bonneville), Queer Eye, Jon’s sense of humor, fart pants, Dave’s side gig as an extra in Japanese TV dramas, Jon getting schooled in Street Fighter II by a Mexican grocery proprietor, and Brett’s first days of being open for business at […]