Never keep a fire extinguisher on the back seat of a car, ever.

I took a beater Buick Electra 255 to the Car Craft Summer Nationals and entered the "Burn-Out" contest. 

Back in the day, I could get any car to pass the idle sniff emissions test. 

It's not unusual to show up at daycare with a race car, is it? 

My first "tune-up" went mostly right.