People without siblings don't realize the kind of knock-down drag-out fights non only-children have. It's not unusual to grab a knife and attack the door after your brother has locked himself in there.

While you're in your time machine erasing all the embarrassing things that happened to you in Junior High, you might want to take back all the horribly cruel things you did to the poor, ugly, and handicapped kids who hated your guts.

There are the blue pill fashion types who walk down the street not caring what other people wear and then there are the rest of us. We clench our fists when we see men wearing flip flops or their hair in a bun. It bothers us when they wear sweat pants on the plane or swim wearing a shirt. It even bothers us that it doesn't bother you.