Morgan and Canales came out swinging in their first draft. Will the risks inject some much needed talent into the roster? We'll have to wait and see. We won't, however, withhold our uneducated opinions.

The CPC Team discusses the new(new(new)) regime that will certainly lead the Panthers to glory - maybe in the next five years. Willstradamus makes a statement so bold, so confident, that it renders Reverend Spicey agape and speechless.

The most demoralizing, embarrassing, hopeless season in Panthers history is mercifully over, so the CPC Team reconvened to discuss what's next. Who can right the ship? How many years of suckitude will the fans endure? Will Tepper learn from his litany of mistakes and oversteps?

Help us break a 56 loss streak when the Panthers trail in the 4th quarter, for one.

Well, this season has not started the way anyone had hoped. 0-4 staring down the barrel of 0-6, questions around our first round draft pick, our coaching, our management, our ownership. These are the dark times, and the CPC team has decided to take a step back for a couple of weeks. We had a ton of fun with this episode and we're holding out hope for some positive developments to chat about in the coming weeks.

'“Man hands on misery to man,” Scott Fitterer said. “It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can–” Here he coughed, a ghastly sound, and his hands clutched his chest. “And don’t let your kids be Panthers fans,” he finished, and uttered a short, sharp laugh, before trading away the last of his draft picks to move up in the third round for a project receiver.'

It is a dark time for the Panthers. Although the Rhule Regime has been destroyed, Division squads have driven the Loyalist forces from their preseason optimism and plunged them into uncertainty. Evading the dreaded 0-2 Startfleet, a group of brightside fighters led by Reverend Spicewalker has established a new secret base on the remote planet of Hope. The evil lord Darth Stradamus, obsessed with frustrating old Spicewalker, has dispatched thousands of pessimistic texts into the far reaches of the group chat....

Panthers football is back, baby, and nothing says "fall is in the air" like the sweet kiss of hopium following a sloppy loss. This is gonna be the year we turn it around!

Our favorite guest, Greg Jr. AKA Catman Jr., joins Rev. Spicey, Mel, and Willstradamus to shoot the breeze in anticipation of the first Panthers game of the new era!

Get to know Mel.