Bulk Boys
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Bulk Boys 7: Patrick Maguire @FullPrimalPower
47 minutes Posted May 20, 2024 at 5:28 pm.
My important apology
Hype-adjacent intro
We establish Patrick’s ethos
Patrick announces his ebook release
Kindle publishing
Patrick’s sweet, sweet voice
Patrick’s athletic background
I crash test a Goonies joke
Arnold in the morning, Ronnie Coleman at night
"Injuries are for pussies" (not our words)
Training is like the top from Inception
As in gym, so with life
John Haack is victim weight; Patrick calls Shane Hunt a little guy
You’ve got to train like the little guys
Training under “Lil” Joe Sullivan
Asynchronous deloads
We’re going to rebuild him, less fat and stronger
Phasic nutrition with Brianny Terry
Sleeves are gay, and we fully support them
Splenda mommies
Lil Joe Sullivan does bodybuilding
See that boat, sailor? You missed it.
GPP facilitates a quicker turnaround time between meets
The danger of water cuts
Patrick competed at 328 in April; he’ll compete at 350 in November
Stop being so (insulin) sensitive
Sloppy honey application
Pulling 771 at Ghost Clash
Patrick’s deadlift plateaued at 700 until he implemented grip work
Feeding two birds with one scone, but the birds aren’t real
Patrick has a threesome with squat and bench while the deadlift gets cucked
You know you’ve hit squat depth when you cum
I aspire to become Dáin Ironfoot
Patrick broke the assault bike to avoid having to use it
TOP SECRET barefoot nose-breathing perineum-sunning protocol
The cardiovascular system responds quickly to training
Patrick’s actual warm up: Squat 3x10 with 525
Joe’s incredible responsiveness as a coach
Stress management
Compartmentalization might make you productive in the short term, but it ultimately stunts you
Patrick’s split: 4 days training, 1 day crying
Foot finder can definitely be platonic
Dicks in the DMs
I asked Patrick to rub my belly until a genie came out, but he was pooping
Mental health
Patrick’s childhood home burnt all the way down
When the basement of Maslow’s Hierarchy collapses, you’ve got to start keeping a mattress in your car
Drexler’s landscape is Kafka-esque
Sometimes you just imagine a cat
Behavioral Health units
Why Patrick left his government job
Making the uncomfortable decision
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*PLS CONSULT TIMESTAMPS*
Patrick Maguire is a professional powerlifter, voice actor, Ghost Clash broadcaster, polyphasic sleep researcher, and aspirational foot model. He has totaled 2342 raw with wraps, sporting competition bests of a 1014 squat, a 635 bench, and a 771 deadlift. His training ebook will be available on Kindle this week; he’s also writing a really epic progression fantasy that involves familiars, bone runes, fighting pits, and possibly a pro-garlic vampiric conspiracy. You can find him at  @FullPrimalPower  on Youtube and Instagram.
Stay tuned for the back half of our interview next week.
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Intro and outro music: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio