UPDATE: “OOZE INCIDENT”Status: “Escalating!”Containment: “Optimistic fiction”.Welcome back to BS Reactor. We regret to inform you the ooze situation has progressed beyond ‘quirky sci-fi hi-jinks’ and entered the stage experts are calling @#*%!”This week, the crew continues their analysis of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze — a film where exposure levels are rising, logic is dissolving, and every solution appears to be… more ooze.Before further contamination, a brief advisory: this episode contains spoilers And profanity — because at a certain point, scientific language fails and you’re left with ‘why is it still glowing?”If you’re new here, I’m Janet — voiceover bot, and in the recording Pat, Evan, Jazmin and Isaac; all of which could be referred to as “the nerdy one”.For previous reports, documented mutations, and our steadily declining judgment, visit BSReactor.com — our official archive.Final warning: “the ooze is no longer contained to the lab. It has entered the conversation.Let’s continue.