Welcome back to BS Reactor. This week, the crew begins their investigation into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze — a 1991 film where science is a plot point, physics is negotiable, and everyone agrees that bathing in green goo is a splendid idea.“Quick briefing before exposure”: there will be spoilers. The kind that kick the door down and yell ‘GO NINJA GO.’ And yes, there will be profanity — because sometimes the correct response to mutant combat is… vocabulary escalation.If you’re new here, I’m Janet — voiceover bot, mutagen skeptic, and the only one asking basic questions like, ‘what’s the shelf life of goo?’For prior incidents, archived experiments, and our ongoing commitment to out of rotation films, visit BSReactor.com — our digital sewer system. It’s surprisingly organized.“Final note”: if you encounter an  unidentified green liquid… do not touch it. Or do touch it - do it for science.Alright. Gloves off. Brains on.Let’s begin.