Mrs. McClaven fails to retain her Sons.

Mrs. McClaven fails to make a purchase.

Mrs. McClaven fails to find peace in her new vocation.

Mrs. McClaven fails to correctly exhume a coffin.

Mrs. McClaven fails to release a man from his personal Hell.

Mrs. McClaven fails to correctly depart a bus.

Mrs. McClaven fails to attend a film.

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Have a ton of vacation days but find your self-worth is tied entirely to your job? Want to have some free time to finally learn how to vape? Want to be able to examine your grandmother's shell collection in peace? Then try a workcation! It's like a vacation, but where you go to work!

Leave your house and get on a plane. Think about popular unaired sitcoms. Think about maybe losing some weight. Then get a little messy on alcohol-free mimosas and say some regrettable things to your S.C.U.B.A. instructor. Remember, it's an acronym, and the 'S' stands for 'sex.'