-Our last pod before the Games, so all we talk about is the Games.-CrossFit Semis aren't profitable, WHAT TO DO?-Some dope motherf***ers steal 100M in GEMS from a truck in California. I never get invited anywhere.-A Brooklyn preacher gets robbed mid-sermon for 1M in jewerly.-Andy's skincare routine wrote every song in 2003.

- A mall gunman is thwarted by a good citizen with even better tactical sense, Texas is still active shooter paradise.-The world's newest billionaire is someone... unexpected?-Kansas City's sport infrastructure sneaky news.-Hole-sunning, a direct injection from the universe, 10/10 Brandons prefer to do it publicly. 

-STATITTYDICKS PT. 2.-Brandon has a weak upper lip.-Nick & Andy make their predictions for the Top 10 finishers in both the Men's & Women's divisions of the 2022 CrossFit Games.***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.

-We, in fact, do NOT hire personal trainers.-PRIME DAY Shenanigans; Robes, Kindles, TVs, etc.-Phil Toon shits the bed, as does all of South America,-The return of "Unique But Answerable."

- Chris Pratt redeems himself with CrossFit, and tomahawking pretend terrorists to death in "The Terminal List."-George of the Jungle, George Brett, Georgio Armani, George Lucas, George Lopez, George Orwell, Curious George, George Clooney, George R.R. Martin.-Katrin misses the cut in the last chance qualifier.-Andy probably maybe has prostate cancer.

- GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT TO SUPPORT THIS POD AND GET ACCESS TO ALL 6 EPISODES PER MONTH. USE YA NOGGIN'.-Ghislaine Maxwell gets sentenced to 20 years for her role in Epstein's human trafficking ring, so we examine what being rich means in the eyes of the law. *Includes some speculation as to what level of "fuck you" money equates happiness (it doesn't).-Accidental gender reveal of Nick and Hana's to-be second born child.-Team KAMO officially makes the Games. Fucking finally.

-Dex Hopkins ethers Shoofly.-Tainted supplements are not supplements for your taint, rather they're supplements that taints claim to have have been tampered with.-The FDA curbstomps JUUL.-Addressing addiction & the War on Drugs, but not on the Cartel? Make it make sense.

-Nick explores Lauren Olson's box.-China found aliens, then murdered and disappeared the scientists who found the aliens. Somehow this gets us to Osama Bin Laden hypotheses.-Generational sock style. Who gives a fuck?-Unique but answerable questions returns.

-Smushing with socks, for traction, off the ground.-Nick reflects on The MACC, and qualifying for the CrossFit Games.-The Worlds Best QuikTrip is local.-Texas teen smashes artifact.-Platinum jubilee hologram bullshit.-This week's winner: Conor Leach & Nick Heard.

-How Andy got his stripper name.-Watching the Syndicate Crown mid-episode.-Nick Cannon has his 10th kid. F***er is setting up a franchise.-Ocean vs. Land, and Legs vs. Eyes worldwide.-Mere days away from the MACC in Knoxville.***TO UNLOCK THIS FULL EPISODE GO TO PATREON.COM/BREATHEMOVEADAPT AND DONATE AS LITTLE AS 1 AMERICAN DOLLAR.