Breakfast With Perkins
Breakfast With Perkins
Dan Perkins
Listen to a guy from Iowa babble bullshit about everyday life!
Episode 22 - Are you fucking dumb? I don't give a fuck 1/11/21
This week we talk about TV shows from out of America, how fucking stupid fanatics on either side of the government are, Indian food is heavily underrated and people that limit themselves to "American" music and food, Elon Musk is now the richest man and goddamn that's a lot of money, and America isn't the utopia Americans make it out to be.
Jan 12, 2021
21 min
Episode 21 - Teriyaki in Jordan Creek is one of the best places to eat... Ever 1/3/21
This week we talk about Teriyaki and how cheesecake factory sucks cock, more Cyberpunk and my thoughts, women living double lives and women that talk shit about their ex men or "baby dads" but are the first ones to jump to his beck and call. Biiiiiiiiii please.
Jan 4, 2021
19 min
Episode 20 - Back for the first time!!! People that like winter should play in traffic.
This week we talk about my birthday and being an old fucking man. Apparently I'm a Unipolar Manic. I can dig it. This year's Yuletide. What's everyone's plans for NYE. Reviews of Assassin's Creed Valhalla and Cyberpunk 2077 and my faith in CDPR. Why rushing out to get new consoles make zero sense to me and I finally got new wheels for my quads!!
Dec 28, 2020
26 min
Episode 19 - Looks like Cookie Monster hate fucked an Adidas shoe 9/7/20
This week we talk about Tony Hawk Remastered, why Iowa is a shit hole, my Adidas obsession and psychos with a Jordan obsession, what I think the best place to live would be and how I'm not impressed with Colorado even tho I've never been
Sep 8, 2020
20 min
Episode 18 - Don't be a cunt... Or... Be a cunt. I don't care
This week we talk about the passing of Chadwick Boseman, the young vigilante, Adolf Dassler, who got me started on my obsession with Adidas and cars, and why you shouldn't be a cunt to people that mourn celebs passing
Aug 31, 2020
22 min
Episode 17 - The crickets have found each other and are mating... Unless it's two males!!!
This week we talk about odd female behavior, me blocking people that don't accept my friend requests. My possible use of TikTok to further this show. People that use TikTok to further their political agendas are fucking lame. I like my racists OVERT and not COVERT. 600 dollar price point for the new Xbox.
Aug 21, 2020
21 min
Episode 16 - Iowa should be razed to the ground and turned into a giant car park 8/10/20
This week we talk about Yakuza Kiwami 2, the cars I've been renting, the bullshit piece of shit storm that rolled thru mid day and took out everything, Nu Disco is the shit and a Special Guest.... The cricket in the background
Aug 10, 2020
20 min
Episode 15 - This is fucking Breakfast with Perkins, I'm your fucking host... 7/13/20
This week we talk about getting a new sidewalk, EA access and old games, boutique sodas from Wisconsin, good smelling cologne, Hilary Clinton fileting children, and why you shouldn't be surprised that such heinous shit happens in the world
Jul 13, 2020
21 min
Episode 14 - I can't relate to growing up Mexican cuz I'm not Mexican... But it's funny
This week we talk about black out plates, Sorpanos being show ever to get the HBO, George Lopez and Jim Jeffries new stand up specials.... Does George Lopez still got it and the passing of hometown hero Sirwilliam Bekish
Jun 30, 2020
23 min
Episode 13 - Didn't Wanna Come Off As Insensitive 6/15/20
This week we talk about my fun with a power washer, PS5 looks, decietful cunts, HBO Max, McCray Park, Rona Round II, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is underrated, and a couple musical interlude
Jun 16, 2020
23 min
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