Michael Mizak, Austin Weaver, and Lucas Morgan collectively have held seven government security clearances, ranging from DOE L to DOD TS/SCI. They have had experience working with intelligence analysis and dissemination, aerospace asset coordination, cryptology, linguistics, clearance investigations, and nuclear energy. They have worked jointly with all branches of the U.S. military and with countless intelligence agencies worldwide. They have been behind the closed doors of the most clandestine facilities in the world... And, much like you, they still don't have a f**king clue about what the f**k is happening on this bulls**t planet. This is Breakfast at Denny's.