Bravo Over Boys

This summer I have been absolutely slacking on recording new episodes BUT I am happy to end Hot Girl Summer and start Average Girl Fall with my good friend Victoria (@asianswhowatchbravo)! Victoria and I have a lot in common with the fact that we're both actively dating and posting it for thousands of strangers on the internet to see. We discuss our favorite (and least favorite) dating apps, splitting the bill, and our current dating situations. It was extremely refreshing to record with someone who understands the bullshit that is dating in 2021 :) Of course we also got into all things Bravo. The day we recorded this happened to be the day the INSANE footage from RHOSLC leaked and Victoria and I were both shook. Hear our thoughts on Jen Shah's tone deaf posts, the bomb she dropped about her and Coach, and much more! We also get into the RHOBH dinner from hell, the VPR trailer, and certain Bravo men sucking.  Can't wait for you to listen!

I am Jon Snow in that I know nothing. Join me today with GG from @girlgangz7733 as she educates me on the hot, juicy gossip from our favorite shows. I literally knew none of this information going in so I was shook. She gave us some AMAZING tea on Summer House, Southern Charm, and Vanderpump Rules. Although GG is known for exposing the fakes and spilling the tea, she is also an avid bravo watcher like the rest of us. We recap that batshit episode of RHOBH where Erika's friends finally start to think she's sketchy, what would make RHONY watchable again, and Zen Wen's Manny Santos makeover. And of course, we get a little personal in here too. CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO LISTEN.

This episode was recorded after random hookups, and being stalked by an ex schoolmate so buckle up. Join me and my friend Melanie DeFilippis as we unpack a lot of events that have happened this week...Bravo related or not. The Rent the Runway shirt really opened my DM's to a lot of previous hook ups and creepy people, and some of them I decided to revisit :) Also, listen to my TED talk on why we all need to stop wasting our time with fuck boys.  On the Bravo front, Melanie and I chat about the car accident that Tom Girardi may or may not have almost died in, Lexi bitching out Malia on BD, the new RHOP housewives Mia and Zen Wen, and a trip down memory lane to the good times of RHONY. Can't wait for you to listen! (also, excuse any coughing. it is much better now)

This week I have one of my first Bravo insta friends, Priscilla from @bonjourbitchesblog! I'm so happy she was able to record with me because SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN THE BRAVO WORLD THIS WEEK.  We obviously start with Naomie and Metul because WHAT THE FUCK. Ever since he tried to stop her from eating carbs at a coffee shop, we knew he was bad news and he finally showed us how much he truly sucks. This also brings us into my current dating situation, which while recording this (only two days ago) I had a boy obsessed with me...and it's already fizzling out. We also address the Ramona firing rumors and if anyone would actually care, Sutton's nonstop tears, the AMAZING RHOP premiere because that show is the gift that keeps on giving even if Robin can't stay awake for it. Also, I'm all for Gizelle being a hoe all over Maryland after that shithead Jamal.  

So I have spoken countless times about Erika's legal issues, Jen Shah's trash human being crimes, and much more. Do I really have any idea what I'm talking about? No.  This week I have @thebravodocket (Angela and Cesie) here to explain to us all the legal mumbo jumbo that's been going on. They help us answer the questions that have been living rent free in our minds since these bad bitches starting breaking the law left and right. Is Erika truly fucked? Is Jen Shah really that dumb to go on a reality show while committing federal crimes? They also break down Maritime Law, and of course...the Free Britney movement. Although Angela and Cesie are two very intelligent lawyers, they're also young women who love to gossip. Angela has a sailing yacht break up story that you would think happened to Gary and Alli, the garbage pile that is RHONY right now, and Rinna being desperado for people to care about Amelia GRAY and Scott. Can't wait for you to listen!

It's been a minute since I've put out an episode so Larry from @bravobygays and I had a lot to chat about. Join us while I update you all on my dating life (Tom Girardi and I are both back in the dating game), talk about what trash humans the Girardi's are, and J.L. being dad of the year.  We also go deep into "The Housewife and the Hustler", Leah's horrifying fashion choices on RHONY, the shit show that is Mike from Shahs, and our transition from loving to hating Sutton. Can't wait for you to listen!  

Join me and @ohnobravo as we chat about all the Bravo gossip that happened this week. Kristin Cavallari swapping spit with Muppet Mouth, Tamrat and Heather Dubrow possibly coming back to RHOC, and much more!  We also take a deep dive into Summer House with @ohnobravo's Hannah Berner tea. Was she begging to not be fired or was she dgaf? Is Des a try hard or truly in love? Also, I tell the long version of spotting my babe Carl out in the wild. Can't wait for you all to listen!  

FINALLY. Ryan Bailey and I recorded and it's actually seeing the light of day. I fill him in on my Jesse McCartney Newport boyfriend, chilling with Paget, and why he has zero interest in dating apps (I've terrified him). We get into the premiere of Family Karma, whether or not Leah from RHONY is still cool, and more topics about our currently airing shows. We also do some deep dives into some topics I never knew I cared so much about. Whatever happened to Tom Sandoval's band that recorded the Grammy nominated hit "Let's Touch in Public"? Is Ramona a freak in the sheets or totally vanilla? You know, all the important stuff. If you appreciate mine and Ryan's dry, often line crossing personalities when we're apart...then you'll love this episode.

Today I am #blessed to have THREE special guests on this weeks episode. For the first half of the episode my good friend Lauren joins me (you may remember her as the one with more horrifying dating stories than me). Listen as we recap RHONJ reunion part 1, our thoughts on RHONY so far (missing you, Dorinda), and chat about the RHOBH premiere. We also hear about Lauren's first one night stand, and his creepy fetishes. This also took place during the day. Gotta love bottomless brunch. Second half of the episode we are joined by our favorite chief stew Hannah, and her perfect little girl Ava! We chat about tablescapes, twatty captains and bosuns (wonder who), and how she met her fiancé. Also, for all of you hating work and wanting to travel the world...we have lots of info about Hannah's yachting course, and you won't ever have to work with Sandy! She also let's it slip who out of the cast is boyfriend material, and who maybe not so much. Can't wait for you all to listen! PSA: Maritime law is only mentioned a couple of times during this podcast. (P.S. - bear with me on the connection in the beginning with Hannah! it gets better and we are on opposite sides of the world!)

Life got in the way so it's been a couple of weeks since I recorded but this time I have Ashley from @therealitybitch joining me to talk shit about dating and Bravo. We talk the shock that was Porsha and Simon's random ass engagement, the shit show that is Tiffany vs. Kameron's entire douchey family (all who are named after inatimate objects), and how Emoji's are clearly racist since they made a whiteface one. We also touch up on RHONY and our thoughts about new girl Eboni and the constant void that Dorinda is no longer there. Also supporting Wells Fargo is the new Morgan letters. It wouldn't be Bravo Over Boys if we didn't talk about boys and dating. This episode taught me that dating in Texas is just as bad as dating up here, and the pandemic forced us to be ho's and go to guys houses. We also get behind the scenes scoop as Ashley was in the audience for the RHOBH WWHL episode! She asked twatty Rinna the question about Denise. Can't wait for you all to listen!