Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener
Sorry I Offended You with Brandon Marshall Havener
Brandon Marshall Havener
Sorry I Offended You features real, raw and hilarious conversations discussing self expression, culture, society, entrepreneurship, politics and more. This is a place for the spiritual rebellious leaders who were born to stand out. Who the F*** is Brandon Marshall Havener? ... ... Brandon Marshall Havener aka The Spiritual SmartAss is a the philosopher for weirdos who are smart enough to understand it. Writer. Podcaster. Comedian. ARMY Vet. Arcturian Rebel .. maybe Arcturian Army Vet too idk..
117. Is getting revenge on your enemies useful?
Even if you aren't trying to be provocative you are going to come across online bullies who put a lot of energy in defaming you.... the more visible you become.     I always say that dealing with cancel culture and online bullying is the shadow work of visibility because this is the exact thing that makes online success and fame feel unsafe.     Are you truly unsafe though? In most cases not... but your mind says otherwise.     This is one of the biggest issue online entrepreneurs face and coaches face.    In this episode you'll learn..     How to deal with online haters  How to deal with people defaming you   How to deal with people lying about you  How to deal with people bullying you   How to deal with the online harassment  How to deal with character assassination    My link tree : https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou  
Jan 17, 2023
24 min
116. Important things to consider before having your husband work in your online business.
This is what you need to consider before hiring your husband to work in your coaching business or any online business. Find out more about what I'm offering on my link tree - https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou how does one keep their masculinity?  How does a man keep his masculinity if he is working?  For his wife or in his wife's business. Now, first I want to address the common saying that I see in the boss babe groups or the women influencers of the world or women coaches, and that's the idea of "I want to retire my husband."   And having the goal of retiring your husband, I am an absolute 100% fuck no to.    Retiring your husband and I will explain more because maybe people get it confused thinking that I am a retired man, but I'm doing this video , so I'm not retired.   You should never retire your husband unless the whole marriage thing, sickness and health and understanding that there's times where one person may be in need of the other.   You're co-creating together. You're not gonna be at your strongest throughout the entire marriage.  Yes, I do agree in within sickness and in health to support each other, things like that. But in most cases, in any normal circumstance where you're both healthy, you're both able bodied and you're both kicking ass.    There is no reason you should ever retire your husband. And this is why. The reason is because masculinity grows through challenge.   Men are meant to be driven by their purpose. So you never want to.    It's basically looking at assets and liabilities. You never want to feel like your husband is a liability rather than an asset to the family and to the business if you decide to co-create a business.
Jan 2, 2023
35 min
115. What does Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunberg mean about us?
What does the Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunberg beef mean about us? Can we really be upset about our elected officials if we constantly entertain this same circus in different forms? Find more of my content and my programs here -  https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou  
Dec 31, 2022
12 min
114. Is cancel culture fixing the coaching industry?
The coaching industry certainly has it's issues. I would be lying if I said I didn't feel and extremely familiar feeling back when I watched The Tinder Swinder.   Over the years life coaches, influencers, money / business coaches and of course MLMs  have gotten a bad rap.     Oh... and I'd also be lying if I said I never witnessed seeing women behind the scenes having the financial boundaries violated. Sometimes making multiple 6 figures a year with nothing to show for it in her bank account... and often the culprit is over- investing in high level masterminds... sometimes multiple masterminds.    However.. coaching is also a beautiful thing and it has changed my life. I would not be the man I am today if it wasn't for coaching, internet marketing, self help etc. I drastically improved all areas of my life since the age of 19 because of the incredible information and transformation that is available to all of us.     Dating, Relationships, Fitness, Mindset and Finances are all skills I've been able to learn to live a better life.     But the get rich quick schemes just don't work...  my journey was hard at times.  It required mastery in all these areas... or being on the path of mastery in some of these areas.     There are plenty of coaches that market and breed entitlement within their clients...  thinking being financially free are a few affirmations away. Like it doesn't take mastery and some massive breakthroughs that can feel extremely uncomfortable.     As I write this... after years and years of the coaching industry being at odds it seems that frustration and anger has come to an all time high.    Cancel Culture has been prevalent in the new age / coaching space for quite some time now.     Obviously things must be revealed in order to heal... discussions need to be had.  There certainly are unethical people out there that are hurting people financially and psychologically.    AND there is a ton of unchecked anger with no conscious being thrown at innocent bystanders as well.   In fact for every coach that there is valid criticism for.. there are like 20 coaches who get bullied for minor infractions or absolutely no reason at all.    So even if there is a valid problem that needs to be addressed.... is cancel culture actually making this situation better or a lot worse?    If there are new age and coach cults...  has anti coaching also become a cult?     Fuck Cancel Culture: https://brandon-havener.mykajabi.com/fuck-cancel-culture  Find out everything I got going on: https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou
Dec 14, 2022
57 min
113. Life coaches, polarity coach, womb healers & metabolic experts are being blamed for mass shootings
Love And Light Confessionals did not let a tragedy go to waste and saw a great opportunity to boost her personal brand and audience.   Unfortunately a mass shooting happened last week at Club Q in Colorado Springs.    Unsurprisingly a member of the anti-coaching HR Department Love and Light Confessionals responded in less than 24 hours putting the blame on life coaches, womb healers, metabolic experts and polarity coaches claiming that they all have homophobic and transphobic rhetoric which caused mass murder.     This is because blaming coaches for absolutely everything isn't about morality.  It is about envy and projection...  and it has now spiraled so far out of control that horrible events are being blamed on business owners because they will not bend to the will of the anti-coaching HR Department.     more from Brandon Marshall Havener ...    Link Tree -  https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou  Fuck Cancel Culture - https://brandon-havener.mykajabi.com/fuck-cancel-culture  Gays Against Groomers is also mentioned in this video - thank you for being a voice of reason and speaking out against the radicalized absurdity.
Nov 29, 2022
29 min
112. The divine feminine is actually fascism
Did you know when a woman talks about...   Being a Goddess   Being in her divine feminine  energy    Being a spiritual woman    Taking bubble baths...    Letting her husband drive her to date night    Getting her nails done  And having children...     Is actually what Hitler himself wanted?    Women... what if breast feeding is just alt right propaganda that is leading us into fascism?      On this episode of Sorry I Offended You we touch on these hard topics that are leading women through the divine feminine to alt right conspiracy theorist pipeline. Fuck Cancel Culture:  https://brandon-havener.mykajabi.com/fuck-cancel-culture All My Stuff: https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou
Nov 15, 2022
29 min
111. Believing that there are only 2 Genders is white supremacy
Welcome to a world where gender doesn't exist...   where your beliefs around gender was rooted in white supremacy all this time...     where grown kids spray their parents with a water bottle for not following your ideology    and where teachers tell their students everything about their sex change and their sex lives.      Shout out to libs of TikTok for finding all of these videos that I shared in this episode of Sorry I Offended You Find me on all my platforms: https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou Join F* Cancel Culture Here: https://brandon-havener.mykajabi.com/fuck-cancel-culture
Nov 3, 2022
14 min
110. Is Taylor Swift Fatphobic? Part 2 - The fat acceptance cult is mad about Anti-hero
The fat acceptance cult has lost their ever damn minds as they try to tear down taylor swift because of her anti-hero video.     Will Taylor Swift apologize to the cancel mob? Or will she claim Queen-Status and ignore all the miserable haters? find out on this episode of Sorry I Offended You w/ Brandon Marshall Havener Fuck Cancel Culture - Join Here 
Oct 26, 2022
12 min
109. Is Taylor Swift being fatphobic in her anti-hero music video?
Taylor Swift is the latest in the crosshairs of the ultra woke and cancel culture because in her new music video Anti-Hero she stepped on a scale and the scale said fat.     Of course a small portion of the Swifties had their complaints... well I have something to say about this nonsense too.    I only hope that Taylor Swift DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!     Join Fuck Cancel Culture - https://brandon-havener.mykajabi.com/fuck-cancel-culture  More violent, More Dangerous and More Problematic than before!!!   
Oct 24, 2022
14 min
108. Teacher thinks it's "LYING" to not tell her students she's with 2 men
In this episode of "Sorry I Offended You" I take a look at a video a teacher decided to post because she is having an internal battle with telling her students that's she's poly. What boyfriend should she tell them about? If she doesn't tell them about both boyfriends will one feel left out? What if they think she's "cheating"? Oh the difficulties of being a school teacher these days... Join Fuck Cancel Culture Here -  https://linktr.ee/SorryIOffendedYou
Oct 21, 2022
12 min
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