bork and nat finally get some good audio because they bothered to sit down and edit it. we're a mess but almost-festive edition.

bork and nat practice for their speech that has a limit of 6 mins and 30 seconds. if they manage to finish their practice round under that time limit, they get to eat dinner. the stakes are high .

bork and nat find out they actually have listeners on this podcast and they are afraid. we give traffic updates, movie recommendations and bork talks about her fear of SAW

come to our meeting next friday and don't forget the goat.

surprise gameshow as we surprise ourselves with this impromptu gameshow. watch joel and cal (and sometimes nat) battle it out to see who will win joel's 2 free koi drinks (not sponsored). spoiler alert: bork wins in the end <3

join us on the longest episode yet. bork talks about how she might get kidnapped one day and nat shares her fear of mispronouncing chinese names. but I bet you won't even understand half the things we say because of our love for talking over one another.

bork tries to kill a mosquito in her room and nat can't find her unit and floor number- except a very passive call from nat:-) feliz navidad from your favourite German impostors <3

bork sees purple as red and orange and nat is a wannabe baddie

bork and nat recount how they spent 1 hour filming a 26 second tiktok. in the process they got laughed at by the security uncles.

bork and nat talk about school, bork's uncle and nat's bad music taste. join us (if you can, nat and bork's wifi struggles to pull through)