Pancake Batter Constitution by Bob Van Dyne

Brand the Man

EVERY Monday to Thursday no matter what. A little politics, a little silly, and a little personal. Described as wildly different, irreverent, and fruity. 4e/1p.

My name is Bob Van Dyne. I was born September 18, 1975. A perfect year to be born. Everything since then has been fucking nuts.

I sincerely just try to give you the best 15 minutes I can. Rain or shine. Never miss a day. That’s the challenge and the fun. I’ll record in an airport bathroom on Christmas. And no edits. That’s cheating. 

FishB is mute, but plays the best podcast bass I’ve ever heard. He’s the inspiration for the artwork. 

I don’t really do social media. I say everything here. FishB occasionally posts something on my behalf.  If you decide to share—thank you. If you need anything, my email is bob@bobsfishbowl.com.  

Love Always,
                        -b

WARNING: This podcast is brought to you by a history of mental illness and substance abuse. But everything’s gonna be alright. We’ll have a new sponsor soon.