This is what happens when the great Kim Gordon (Sonic Youth) puts out a fired-up new album the same month I’ve got a fired up new story to share. featuring she whom we’ll call Ms. Ice Cream, as the star of the scene, directed by yours truly and featuring a handsome ringer, making an appearance to fulfill a fantasy of hers. It’s another HER/HIM/HIM scenario (these pop up every few weeks) that leaves everyone breathless and happy to be alive.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This time a tale that begins with what we want for all women everywhere. And how she told me that she could really let go, when she felt safe, and seen, and wanted. I get her to tell us more about that. And then after we hang up the phone, I catch her knocking on my cellar door, as it were. She says baby can I have some more. Truth is there’s nothing I wouldn’t do or give and be given, by her. A story about foreplay that never stops, in the stories that two lovers tell one another, and the passion plays that make their connection go deeper and deeper. Another HIM and HER Storytime, written and narrated by Jeff Woods.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Another steamy story conceived in the dead of winter when for many of us it’s all we can do to hold it together, in the face of a deep freeze, cabin-fever, and the an imagination that’s focused on something more with someone with similar needs and wants to be taken at face value and adored, and shown just how much. Not performatively or sensationally, but sincerely and supremely. Taking cues from women like KeatonJane, HeartScribe, and Canada’s Dating Coach Chantal Heide, Jeff’s set up is about strong women unfettered by the stories boys tell themselves, who unapologetically lean into their sensual and sexual selves, and take it any way and anytime they wish.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is it that makes someone unforgettable? Someone you’re so attracted to that it leads to shedding your clothes, your cares, your inhibitions, and into each other’s arms and hearts and over the edge to the place called unbridled pleasure. That’s the question answered with the story of the union of these two lovers who paid attention, and who followed the advice that slowly is the fastest way to where you want to be. Another HIM/HER original erotic story narration by Jeff Woods.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sometimes some people see desire as danger. To which way say, purity culture be damned. Shame be overcome. Pleasure be embraced. A woman’s pleasure is her birthright. And this time a story that follows she who surrendered to her urges and feelings with he who could see her for all that she is and without judgment or expectation or making it about him. The reward is in the having and in the loving. And these two GET IT DONE! Another HIM/HER original erotic story narration by Jeff Woods.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s been said that we **** to feel alive. And this time we listen in on a pair of star-crossed lovers so perfectly dirty, she can’t help but say ‘wanna take a bath’,only to end up in hot water, with her hands full and then he comes by to make sure she gets all the spots on her way to feeling alive again and ready to take him on the ride of his life. Starts with a wee review of some of the top things men call turn-ons about women and some of the ones women call turn-ons about men. Another HIM/HER scenario. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

She came out of nowhere, again. We were drawn to the music that had ridden along with us on the rails of some of the most alluring and enjoyable times of our separate pasts, now together and dropping into 90’s and the artists who wore their hearts on the outside of their shirts. Like Cobain and Cornell and Buckley and Staley and Lanegan, each of whom paid dearly to feel how they felt and create what they left behind. We bonded over those and conversations about life and love and loss and sex and lust and dressing up and going out and tasting food, and wine … and each other. A HIM/HER scenario. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A new Jeff Woods conceived and written adult story for everyone’s auditory pleasure featuring the 2nd of 2 parts of this steamy scenario that stars she who sometimes enjoys the company of two or more partners. In part 1, she came face to face with her primary partner, who take care of her every need, with the added pleasure of simultaneously being taken from behind. If you’ve already heard part 1, then you already know that she has come and come and come again. But what now? Do enjoy another HIM/HER/HIM scenario.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A new Jeff Woods conceived and written adult story for everyone’s auditory pleasure featuring a bit of original music, perfectly in line with the juicy story that comes with a prelude, to address what everyone in the western hemisphere and beyond, has going on in their head right now. And then the heart of the matter this time – Jeff’s story about a man and woman who have waited too long for this moment. A reunion, with a special guest appearance, just for fun with a capital F. HIM/HER/HIM scenario. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone's path to authenticity is different and this time Jeff comes with stories about coming to terms with who and how he is as a bisexual man, on his path to coming out, with his heterosexual friend Ingrid Bromse posing questions that get to the heart of the matter, in an episode that comes with tight leather pants, threesomes and more, for men or women struggling themselves and for their friends, family, partners and lovers past and present, looking for a better understanding of what it means to be bi. We'll finish this time with fortune cookies, in bed. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.