Because we have to, we have recorded an episode for you. The boys talk mind-numbing performances, contract extensions, premier league plotlines, and whether the nasty Nash will leave a rash at Yankee Stadium this weekend. Don't struggle, let the August malaise wash over you; you've got Blue Balls.

Are we turning the corner, Blue Ballers? Jake & Trey break down our first point in some time against the Revs and recent redcoat Jack Harrison. We talk keeper duels, Sands-y shore-ups, statement substitutions, and more. Plus: Prem prattle, playoff perversions, and primo player payola! Plus Plus: at a time of rising Canadian rage, we square off once again with Canada. Wipe up that maple syrup: you've got Blue Balls.

Don't open your veins just yet, NYCFC faithful. Come commiserate with your pals. We chat the brutal 2-3 loss to Philly and the misery in the 91st minute against Cincinnati. Plus rumors out of Romania, and your questions and comments. Plus: will Mr. Harrison jack three points from NYCFC? Or will New England find the pigeons Revolting? Put the safety back on that thing; you've got Blue Balls. 

Say hello to our Luighi friend Blue Ballers, we got Leagues Cup x3 to chat about so Jake and Trey break that whole mess down. With a little bit on Nico's radio silence, Plucky Philly, and YOUR comments and questions? Strap on in, you've got Blue Balls.

Ugh!Yuck!Trey and Jake wade through the wet fart to recap a 1-1 draw against our northern neighbors, then talk Berg, Brad, Todd, ‘Had, and more. Plus, listen to Trey one-up me by pronouncing it “Em-Equis” as we talk Leagues Cup. Check your pretty privilege: you’ve got Blue Balls.

Six points in two games! This was not the NYCFC Jake and Trey expected to return to! We talk Malachi's big moment, the ice in the veins of the Iceman, a truly free Nico Fernandez, a gander at the Goose, and much more. Plus: Gotham ascendant and could Etihad Stadium become Luighi's Manison? And: Toronto, ever so briefly. Get a good seat on the ferry: you've got Blue Balls.

Cup's over. We're back. Check the humidity report - you've got Blue Balls.

It’s the World Cup, Blue Ballers, and the guys talk about it. Triggered???

Jake & Trey find a minute between matches to talk transfers/rumors, aussie assassination, the unbotchable poch, and much more in this world cup casual-cast. Don't let go of that barstool — you've got Blue Balls. (alt. title: Hentai Boys Trip)

Short one this week, blue ballers. Your fine fellows chat three lossless after seven winless and so much more, including a 1-1 draw in Jersey, the misery of a messed-up Maxi, halves that made us whole, and much more. Make sure to pack your neck pillow and your special cushion — you’ve got Blue Balls.