Someone smarter has written something about this somewhere, but all we know is that sexy anime with creepy tall vampire boys titillates Sarah-Marie, infuriates Kacey, and we both loved it. Things We Learned:SM wouldn't last one day in the Night Academy because of white uniforms. Kacey won't have it, people. Love is an idiot.Support the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Was this the 80's? Was this hazing accurate? Is Australia this terrible to it's LGBTQ+ Community? We're confused!Things We Learned:SM recorded the audio from Australia, where apparently things are terrible. Which is why the pod sounds this way this week. Samuel L Jackson has a purple Lightsaber and some vams get amazing eye colorsMaking a movie, getting feedback, it's really hard! Soooooore harrrrd. Support the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

How's your blood portall today? Lost your face? How about a broken toilet of cake during your fire drill? If none of this makes sense, WELCOME TO PERPETRATOR. Things We Learned:Forevering is the dumbest way to say immortal. Menstrual Discs are AMAZING and #flexdisc should sponsor us please and thank youAlicia Silverstone is trying to ruin vampires for us like she ruined that carpet. Support the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Dracula 2000 (2000) has a whole loaf of milk toast choices in it. *This message sponsored by virgin (but not really)Things We Learned:Judas is Dracula?! KC wasn't even born here ya'll!Mardi Gras death metal is a terrible choice. Support the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

In celebration of releasing Blood Sisters over on the Little Renegade Films youtube, we're taking this week off of the pod to share with you an OLDY BUT A GOODY (as Sm's mom would say). We love you and would get addicted to your blood any day! ---This week we watched 1995's The Addiction and it was as much fun as putting on a pair of jeans after two years in a pandemic. Like, we like these jeans, but we're also mad at them for doing this to us. We learnedPu'er Tea is a dirt tea that's very healthy for you, and maybe a philosopher?"DON'T DO THIS" are the exact words said and then you're getting kicked in the dick, and then KC is getting mint chip ice creamSpoiler: It's a MetaphorSupport the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Vamps (2012) sure did try to be Clueless but it sure didn't have Jane Austen to bolster it up. No stakes for ep 73 of the pod. No garlic either. Lame.Things We Learned:KC doesn't see sub-genre apparently. She has a condition. Un-Sub-Genre-ItisWas it a good adaptation? Or just a copy-cat who copies? Tell us in the discord cause we're STILL fighting about Clueless. https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspodSupport the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Fright Night (1985) has the sexiest Humperdink we've ever seen.Things We Learned:SMC and Kacey think Taylor loves Now and Laters (she does), but what they meant was Hi-chews. Hi-chews are like… the Lacroix of Starbursts.Also, Now and Laters are called this because they’re made of a soft taffy on the outside with a harder center that’s not hard candy but like… firmer taffy and it takes longer for it to dissolve. So the outside of the candy is quickly dissolved. Shout Outs:Hyde Park TheatreFronteraFestChristy Moorehttps://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspodSupport the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

El Conde (2023) is the first vampire film we've liked IN AN ETERNITY OF TIME even though that nun was terrible at her job, we'll have a teacup of blood with Margret Thatcher any ol' night of the week.Things We Learned:Margaret Thatcher was *not* an author. She was the first female British Prime Minister and the longest-serving Prime Minister of the 20th century.KC loves black and white films now. We did it you guys!Always hide your money in old old sexy sexy bookshttps://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspodSupport the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

Nightbreed (1990) is not or is or isn't or but is it a vampire film? You be the judge. All we know is that he stuck those blood covered fingers aaaaaall the way down his throat. Things We Learned:The ultimate in body horror is dropping a sloppy pastry on the groundCop Rock! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098772/"There's a vampire boyfriend out there who will say 'I love you' back." Lori holds her microphone like an idiothttps://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspodSupport the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) was a tumor on a tumor on a tumor of some very decent bones from a deep cut chapter of Dracula AND SOMEONE IS FURIOUS ABOUT IT. (Hint: it's not KC)Things We Learned:Demeter was the Goddess of Harvest and Dracula is the harvester of stupid movies that could have been good.Dracula is an excellent example of an epistolary novel. A form of literature where the story is told in the form of letters, journal entries, newsletter clippings etc.The Secret Squirreled Away Lady Passenger Snack Lady wasn't a trope, BUT NOW IT IS. https://linktr.ee/bloodsuckerspodSupport the showTHE GRAM - SUPPORT - LINKS - SUBSCRIBEPlease leave a review, like, subscribe, comment below, bite a friend, drink some blood and thank you for being our immortal lover. Later Suckers!