Mark and Andy take you on a magical journey through the storybook kingdom of 1990s England. Squidditch! Spice Girls! And a flagrant utterance of the C-word.

This is part one of a three-part episode. Tri-episode!

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is property of Warner Bros., and is based on the novel published by Scholastic Press and authored by J.K. Rowling.