
This week, we're joined by our Vagina Bestie, Flo. She started her menopause journey last year. Flo takes us through hot flashes, advice from other sage besties who have been there/done that, and talks about your relationship on menopause. Let's hear it for HRT! Which may not be on your path, bestie. Each of us has a different journey through it, but the most important thing is Abby's favorite word: COMMUNICATION! (You thought we were going to say moist, didn't you?) Communication with your significant other, communication with your female relatives, communication with your besties. This isn't a journey we take alone. We follow the women before us, we walk with women beside us, and we leave our trails behind us to guide others. We've totally got this, besties! Stronger together!
Mar 15, 2021
49 min

Your Vagina Besties are back! We're kicking off Season Three with Phonying (totally a word) It In. This episode, we cover faking orgasms. Have you ever? You aren't alone! Fish fake it too. (We're Librarians so we're full of weird facts like fake fish orgasms). When it comes to humans, as many as 67% of women fake orgasms occasionally (while only 20% of their partners felt their wives/girlfriends might have faked it...awkward). Even 28% of men faked it themselves (okay, but how?)! We've got your statistics, the whys, and whether or not it's okay to phony it in, like ever. Abby and Jennie may fake their own orgasms every so often, but they'll never fake it with you, besties!
Mar 1, 2021
40 min

This week we are joined by Megan-Marie Pearson, Founder and Executive Director of PCOS Awareness Association. One of the biggest reasons we started this podcast was to get people talking about our vaginas and vagina related issues. Is Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome vagina related? Megan-Marie Pearson has all your answers including the struggle to get diagnosis, to acquire funding for research, and to spread awareness about this disease with it's wide ranging symptoms. Whether you've been diagnosed with it, suspect you have, or know someone who does, this podcast episode is for you! And, because it's us, we find a few laughs along the way.
Dec 25, 2020
1 hr 1 min

This week, we talk all about the dreaded QUEEF! That embarrassing noise that happens when air that crept into our vag gets expelled. Usually it happens at the worst possible moment - during sexy time! But it can also happen during exercise. Or, according to one listener, when they stood up to give their presentation at the company meeting! Abby tallies hers. Jennie keeps a Queef Journal. Is Queef a medical term? Is Chronic Queefing a diagnosis? Your besties have you covered for all your Queef answers. Moistly, they just want you to know that queefing is normal. We can't control and we don't need to excuse it. Laugh that shit off and keep going!
Dec 14, 2020
44 min

This week, Jennie shares the things she's come across while researching vaginas for the podcast. Because if she has to read them, you all should have to hear them. We'll talk everything from marijuana tampons to lab grown vagina implants (science WUT?). We'll let you know whether it's better to use mayo, a glitter bomb, or Listerine on your vag. And we'll even answer the age old question, which is worse to fish out of your mouth: a hair, glitter, or a piece of yarn? Come laugh with us (and cringe a little too) as we take through a normal week on Jennie's search engine.
Dec 1, 2020
37 min

This week, your Vagina Besties cover all things Fibroid. We'll go over symptoms (heavy menstrual bleeding FTW), causes (doctors don't know the causes), risk factors (few known other than being a woman of reproductive age), and prevention (don't have a uterus). Let's face it, we'd know more about these if they grew on the tips of peniseseses (Abby swears that's how you say penis plural).
Using our superior librarian research skills, we've got you covered (not in fibroids, ouch!), Besties. And we even name Jennie's 3 centimeter fibroid. Lumpy Uteruses unite!
Nov 16, 2020
36 min

Join your Vagina Besties for a game of Would You Rather: Vagina Edition! Abby and Jennie debate hard life questions like: Would you rather text a nude selfie to your boss or your parents? Fart every time you walk or every time you orgasm? Never have sex again or never have the internet again? Come laugh with them and find out which you'd rather. (We promise not to judge your answers!)
Nov 9, 2020
46 min

Your Vagina Besties take you through some Spooky legends in celebration of Halloween. Why is Jenny screaming? What color does the White Lady of Union Cemetery wear when she haunts? What's the story behind Bloody Mary (and why can't Abby remember that you're supposed to turn in a circle when you summon her)? Jennie also covers the Slit-Mouthed Woman and La Llorona. Abby weaves a few of her own, including The Covid Coochie.
We know this one is a few days late - we wanted it to be like your period!
Nov 2, 2020
35 min

This week, we Just Ask Abby...some more questions! When does a booty call turn toxic? What do you do when your boyfriend won't stop buying things you can't afford? Should you leave when your love has become merely transactional? How much smutty erotica reading is too much smutty erotica reading? Abby's got your answers and Jennie's got you covered with tips on how to make online dating more awkward. That's not a typo. You know Jennie, she's not going to make anything less anything.
Oct 26, 2020
1 hr 7 min

Today, your Vagina Besties are talking with Tom Banter, producer of erotic audio. Phoenix opened the door for us a few weeks ago with her magic wand and Tom is escorting us through the dimly lit hallways of NSFW (Not Safe For Work) audio fantasies. One of the top content providers in his genre, he was kind enough to carve out a little over an hour from his very hectic schedule to answer all of Jennie and Abby's (but mostly Jennie's) questions. How much time does he spend working on an average day? What is his process like? And can he get Abby to do her homework? You won't want to miss this episode.
You can find more of Tom Banter on his website: tombanter.com
You can also find him on YouTube, Siren, and Reddit Gone Wild Audio. See our Facebook page for links.
Oct 19, 2020
1 hr 5 min
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