Black Girl Tragic
Black Girl Tragic
Courtney Simon
Diary of a tragic black girl hosted by the most tragic of them all, me, Courtney Simon. We’re gonna talk love, getting fucked mentally & physically, friendships & frauds, pop culture, weird shit that you can’t tell your boyfriend about, activism, and more than I could describe with 600 word limit.
my 2023 ended like an episode of vanderpump rules lol
History repeated itself under the sweat and stench of people crowded on the dance floor to see pump rules royalty DJ james Kennedy at Memoire night club. This year fucked me up, but it also was my greatest teacher. Of course, it had to end with a crazy bitch sliding into my DM’s saying, “you basic Olivia Rodrigo wannabe bitch.” We stan Olivia Rodrigo in this bitch. Anyways, here’s a wild story to conclude 2023. Xoxo, blackgirltragic
Jan 1, 2024
1 hr 4 min
who would you sign an NDA for?
I’M BAAAAAAACK! Play this episode at the thanksgiving dinner table. I think it’s great for conversation!
Nov 23, 2023
1 hr 11 min
my woes, Ice Spice & manifestation
Days leading up to the full moon, I reflected upon my woes of the mental variety lol, but I also watched an interview with Ice Spice and it made me love her bad bitchery even more. Which honestly prompted me to think about my manifestation practices, and the concept of it as a whole. Also if y’all love disposable film cameras, I plug capture with a click and no it’s not a deadass not an ad, I promise…wasn’t it so good?! They should run me a check lowkey. ANYWAYS, happy full moon in aquarius, stay tragic xoxo
Aug 2, 2023
37 min
i’m an agent of chaos
This episode we’re breaking down my thots on; HBO’s The Idol, Kylie Jenner & Jordyn Woods reunion, Team Barbie over oppenwhatever his name is. Also spilling a little tea on how the universe has decided to humble me with an interesting man once again, a Pisces man at that. Never ignore red flags! Lastly, enjoy my low but high quality drunken stupor as a special episode bonus treat at my expense. Love you all.
Jul 21, 2023
32 min
Katrina Daly’s Birthday >>> America’s Birthday
This bonus episode is for my best friend whose birthday is today. I am nothing without her and I hope everyone has a friend like her in their lives. Happy birthday Keeks, you’re the one I want standing next to me when all my dreams come true. I love you!
Jul 4, 2023
9 min
cancer szn commentary
Happy cancer season! This episode is a raving review about FX’s the bear streaming on Hulu and an accidental trauma dump of my exes, enjoy. Maybe I’ll send this to my therapist too. Follow me on IG @blackgirltragic
Jun 24, 2023
20 min
swallow your PRIDE 🌈
🌈HAPPY PRIDE🌈https://www.heremagazine.com/articles/boston-lgbtq-guide https://www.mass.gov/info-details/dmh-young-adult-resource-guide-lgbtq-resources
Jun 12, 2023
12 min
your honor she's talking about the pump rules reunion and the genius that is SUCCESSION
this episode was brought to you by sheer impulsivity and barefoot riesling. Vanderpump Rules is starting to give me heart palpitations. Succession isn't over until I say it is. Disclaimer: if the audio sounds a lil weird, it's because I'm weird (so is my mic) but i'll be improvin' and groovin' - thank you for listening ily <3
Jun 1, 2023
32 min
PSA: virgo men are my 13th reason
blackgirltragic podcast is LIVEEEEE BABY! Fedoras are a cardinal sin. Virgo men are trash. the adhd is bussin in this episode. Ahsoka and I are the epitome of a Leo/Aries dynamic, you've been blessed. this is what you came for, let's get into it.
May 27, 2023
27 min