BB36. The Milquetoast by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bc Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon Sounds: The honest truth this time? You want gleam in the gloam? My child I am old and no less difficult than I was as a youth. If you must know I was cleaning up the old lighthouse at Milson’s point, bequeathed to me by the Macquarie family before the second world war (if you didnt know). I found myself one evening in the bulb of said house. There is a rudimentary office in an ingress to the side of the spinning torch, which gives the helmet of the building it's peculiar shape. That night i was picking through the old letters, records and tapes i had stored up there and I was overcome (as much as an autistic little serpent may be) by a crushing sense of both nostalgia and the undone. The achingly beautiful emptiness of this malaise led me to abort the glans of the tower and pace the circular track of the room, in desperate absolution, and then, at its height, it pinned me to the leaded pericarp of the inverted globe itself. The light swung by again and again like the eye of a mentally disabled cyclops trying to peer into my heart or butthole (dependent on the gain of my weep), yet lacking the concentration to get beyond my own carapace. So stuck, surface layer to surface layer, like warm child skin on the burning hot leatherette of mother's old DAF, I stayed, staring out beyond the harbour and the headland into the bright gloom of the warm, depthless Pacific...1 Gigi Masin - The Word Love 2 Fennesz - Glass Ceiling 3 Population One - Musical promises 4 Clark - Strength Through Fragility 5 Black Light Smoke - Firefly 6 Arca - Zen 7 Caribou - Mars (Head High’s Core Remix) 8 Paul Johnson - Give Me Ecstasy 9 Steve Poindexter - Computer Madness 10 Hieroglyphic Being - How Wet Is Yr Box 11 Vereker - Flesh and Blood 12 Aleister Crowley - The Poet 13 KMFH - Dr. Crunch 14 Tirzah - I’m Not Dancing 14 Luke Abbott - White Box 15 Lee Gamble - Jove Layup 16 Falty DL - Dos Gardenias 17 Etienne Jaunet - Metallik Cages (Acid Arab Remix) 18 Mykki Blanco - For the Homies 19 The Stooges - TV Eye 20 Ornette Coleman - Science Fiction 21 Ornette Coleman - Times Square 22 The Ecstasy Of Saint Theresa - Surfing On Steam (Band du Lunar mix by Bandulu) 23 Sanctified - Rick Ross, Kanye West and Big Sean (Brenmar remix) 24 Michel Cleis & Klement Bonelli Feat. Martin Wilson - Marvinello 25 KMFH - Crushed 26 GQ - Lies (Theo Parrish edit) 27 Call Super - Sulu Sekou 28 Waze & Odyssey - Bump ’n’ Grind (Special Request Remix) 29 The Kop Choir - Enough is Enough

BB35. Deathchance(innamillion) by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bc Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon Sounds: Fatima Al Qadiri - Hydra Flowdan - Ambush Tink – Kardashian Gucci Mane (feat. Chief keef) – Top in the Trash Travis Porter – Do A Trick (Suicideyear remix) Seahawks – Visions of Green Mathematiques Modernes – Disco Rough (Long Version) Chicago Underground Duo – January 15th Zut Zut feat. Lao – Momentos de xtc (cypher remix) Danny Weed – Creeper (murlo refix) Anthony B – Party Hard Land of Giants – Cannibal Dolls Spooky – Baby (Mista Men Remix) A$AP Ferg feat. Shabba Ranks, Busta Rhymes and Migos - Shabba (rmx) (dirty) End of Data – Dans Votre Monde Bookworms – African Rhythms Fennesz – Grey Scale Eddie C – O Ye Omar-S – Leave Minoru Muraoka - The Positive and the Negative Trackman Lafonte & Bonquiqui – Pacific House Marcos Cabral – Dancing on Manhattan Cute Heels – Watch The Neon Todd Terje – Swing Star (Part 2) Africaine 808 – Lagos, New York Moodymann – Got 2 Make It

GAZA STRIPPED BARE, BY HER BACHELOR EVEN Words: Chris Marker/Sandor Krasnar Simon Saint-Simon Music: 17 Thieves Like Us - Desire 18 Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) - Get Up 19 Brian Eno and David Byrne - Strange Overtones 20 Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified) 21 Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses 22 Roy Ayres - Hot (rascale Edit) 23 Rene & Angela - i'll be good 24 Shit Robot - Triumph 25 Tommy Walker - Sure As 26 Discodromo - Cosmorama (Prins Thomas mix) 27 Syclops - Where's Jason's K 28 Theo Parrish - Lake Shore Drive 29 Tony Carey (Explorer) - Enjaw 30 Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick 31 Dam-funk - Purple 32 Friendly Fires - Paris (Justus Kohncke remix) xxx sss DOWNLOAD MP3!

BB23. Wet Jam by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bc Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon Sounds: William Onyeabor / Everyday DJ Stingray / Assassin  Four Tet / KoolFM (Container Remix) Anthony Naples / Moscato B Sky Ferreira / Boys Ron Morelli / Radar Version Floating Points / Vacuum Boogie Hot City x Lol Boys / Hot Boys Ritzi Lee / Detect Signal David Bowie / Love is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy for the DFA) Vakula / For Juju and Jordash Torn Hawk / Born To Win (Life After Ghostbusters)

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon 'Posse' by Brothers Bear Arms and their groopies. Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of 'guilt-edge' pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It's going to be a zany, zip open funride to Gagtown! Sounds: Fasti I - 01 Yonkers - Tyler The Creator 02 Where Did The Night Go - Gil Scott Heron 03 Infinity - Jesu 04 Omens And Portents: The Driver - Earth 05 Infinity - Jesu 06 Hoylake Mist - Forest Swords 07 Dancing Gods - Silver Apples 08 In Khartoum - Men's Recovery Project 09 Good Morning Story - Holgar Czukay 10 Showstopper - Gonjasufi 11 Showstopper - Magic Latern 12 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle

BB22. The Gelding of the Lily by Simon Saint-Simon Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon Peni-ultimato. The beginning of the end. Second to last of the interstellar mohawks. Enjoy before the impending instruction to leave earth, surfing the solar slagheap on an endless cosmic vacation...aww \/\/hatever! just bang up & slay the shits. Sounds: 01 Bandulu - Revelation 02 Peter Dundov - Distant Shores 03 The KLF - Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 04 D'Eon - Prochaine Station 05 Glass Candy - Warm in the Winter 06 Lou Reed - Real Good Time Together 07 Machinedrum - Come 1 08 Tiger & Woods - Gin Nation

Swallows' Pit Illustrated by Milla Galea Composed by Simon Saint-Simon 3/3 recorded live at Westminster Road Necropolis. Twilight has fallen upon the terminal dawn and no day to speak of lies crooked between atrium panes. Feathers have been spilled upon lost marble flooring but before these petrifications, a lively August swaying brought to fruit the globular and monal last spits of Simonhain which was accompanied, as is the tradition, by the bearing aloft of chairs, arms and other instruments of love. This year the females and males played in honour of Dickie Hyde who came northwards to suprise himself square within the pyramid, laid-bare as he was with gauntlets and down-laden with dumb number. Sounds: 01 Fuck Buttons - Surf Solar 02 Coil - The Snow 03 Sorcerer - Surfing At Midnight (Prins Thomas Miks) 04 LCD Soundsystem - Bye Bye Bayou 05 Moodymann - It's 2 Late 4 U and Me 06 Nosaj Thing - Heart Entire 07 John Robie - Vena Cava 08 Pacific and Loverman - From Outer Space (Moxie edits John Cooper Clarke) 09 Omar feat. Stevie Wonder - I'm Feeling You (Henrik Schwarz Remix) 10 Rocha - Hands of Love 11 Phenomenal Handclap Band - You'll Disappear (Horse Meat Disco Remix) 12 Phoreski - Slow Me Down 13 Professor Genius - Night Games 14 Subway - DBO 15 Holy Fuck - SHT MTN 16 Wire - Three Girl Rumba 'Now summer's tumult through sweet clover has been clasped to the hold I ask you, sizzled brethren, to drop your rates, break water, cease your faring and bubble up sotto voce to just touch Saturn's ring of hearts'. xxx sss

BB21 :: Numero Deux (Part Deux!) by Simon Saint-Simon Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon The abyss is alive with perversity and inflammation! Sounds: Fasti II - 01 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle 02 Sunday - Echo Lake 03 I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull - Swans 04 Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica 05 Thrusty Bob's Hardcore Lounge - Miranda Sex Garden 06 Discipline - Throbbing Gristle 07 Surface - Pure X 08 Purple Splashz - Actress 09 Dr. Seuss - James Ferraro 10 Conjoined - Demdike Stare 11 Boggy Creek - Bourbonese Qualk 12 Congo - Peter Gordon and the LOLO 13 A Walk - Belong 14 See Birds - Balam Acab 15 In Violet (Salem Remix) - Health

Illustrated by Milla Galea Composed by Simon Saint-Simon 2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester's 'Simonhain' festivities celebrating the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn't from. Local bumfunsters 'What Do You Do?' egg-on Simon to loosen the swelling gourd of his glans into the divinely unbalanced ampola of bass bin and tweeter and then leer in character at the salivating throng as they lasciviously ululate at the trough. In a heavy trance this is the midpoint of the rite. Sounds: 01 Justin Vandervolgen - Better Middlands 02 Village People - Fire Island (Horse Meat Disco edit) 03 Everything Everything - Suffragette Suffragette 04 Eyeko Syko - Loverde (Horse Meat Disco 'Eyeko Dyko' edit) 05 Mindless Boogie - Hot Boogie 06 Wu-Tang Clan - Rush 07 Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt.II 08 Whitesnake - Still of the Night 09 Todd Rundgren - International Feel 10 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (Gui Boratto remix) 11 The Crystal Ark - The City Never Sleeps 12 Charlotte Gainsbourg - The Operation (Superpitcher Remix) 13 Ron Hardy - Sensation 14 Ministry - I Wanted To Tell her (Naum Gaubo edit) 15 Moxie - Use Me John 16 C2C4 (Carl Craig) - Specimen 2 (Talking Heads) (Moxie) 17 Radiohead - Reckoner (Nosaj Thing remix) 18 Fuck Buttons - Surf Solar '...And as the universe was spat out circular, with no legs or feet, so it was St.Simon who tore asunder the annular muscle, passed through the mirror and man-made the mortals dance, in the image of the Olympian gods'. xxx sss

BB19 :: Efil4Onket by Simon Saint-Simon Efil4Onket Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon C Ya Simon Pukey It is with deep regret and sadness that we must confirm to the listenership the departure from The Ark of Simon Clifford Pukey. Not only was he the chief engineer of Black Box and an expert in his field but he was also a dear friend. Not citing ill health as a reason he referred to a desire to pursue more pure and consistent political and philosophical aims with his group Brothers Bear Arms. With this in mind Simon has issued the following statement (referenced in part below) on his Facebook account 'I hereby recognise myself as a sovereign state and here forth remove myself from the digital media light district, severing all ties forthwith. Like all organic creatures I find repose in shadows. I find myself an auratic, autonomous and uncommodifiable individual and refuse any longer to support exploitative frameworks in exchange for vicarious identity & second hand love. Safe voyage my brothers and sisters. The night is long but i will be at your shoulder always. Dont forget.' This is my musical farewell (i only know how to party not how to grieve) at a loss of a dear brother as relevant as Ersnt, Mayakovsky, Bakunin, Cendrars, Kerouac, Levan, Alkan, Fellini, Prince and every other anarcho-disco legend not mentioned. Sounds: 01 Loose Joints - Is It All Over My Face 02 Bobby Konders - Nervous Acid 03 DJ Hell ft. Bryan Ferry - You Can Dance (Carl Craig Remix v.2) 04 Errorsmith and Fiedel - Nous Sommes (MMM Original Mix) 05 Mattias Aguayo - Walter Neff 06 Sandwell District - Silent Servant (Regis edit) 07 Casioware, Chip E and the OGs - I Wanna See You Freak (Like Dis) 08 Allez Allez - Allez Allez (Lindstromm and Prins Thomas Mix) 09 Fresh - Dum Dum Part 2 10 CLS - Can you Feel It 11 Anthony 'Shake' Shakir - The Floor Filler 12 Tensnake - Keep Believin' 13 Hercules and Love Affair - My House 14 Motor City Drum Ensemble - Shine On (Warehouse Dub) 15 Anthony 'Shake' Shakir - Plugged In 16 Rick Wilhite - Drum Pattern and Memory (MM mix)