Back again, this time with more dickishness and a lot more Texas. Topics include: Friends again, taking 45 minutes to reach a topic, Shrines to the baby, Buc-ee’s, JAck Nicholson’s friendship with Danny Devito and awful family situation, clip shows, and, as always, Mickey Deez babybeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Oh boy here we go again. With first time guest Dee of the band Still Ghost! (Follow their socials @stillghost!) Talking points: 80’s Mixed Feelings, Tiktok fame, Paramore Album rankings, the return of Owen Lard, Breaking into the Kraft Factory, the people MGK hangs out with, Ross, Brandon Boyd’s Chest, and CHEEPOLE!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Mark’s girlfriend is back and the three of us are wilder than ever. Talking points include: Gay Bowser Erasure, Wedge Antilles Loss, Kat’s High Spicy Nugget Dilemma (and fryer bath), California 10 Invisibility, Mark’s Flower Betrayal, and Brat Pidd’s Marital Status. Sponsored by Anchor! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WE’RE BAAAACK! Season 2 of Birthday Twins is LIVE and this time we’re back forever, I promise (that’s right Kat, you’re stuck with me). Talking points include; saying horrible things (as always), Jeff Bezos’ Bald-ass head, the Haunted Mansion, Fucking Neighbors (literally), and Mark’s Pro Sex-Work Agenda. Huge thanks to Anchor for the sponsorship and Zencastr for providing the tech! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WE’RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!! Well, maybe not the audio quality, but we could have done worse!! Come listen to birds chirp and dumb babies talk about all the dumb stuff as per usual. Talking points include: Valid Justins, The Spongebob movie, Tammy, and peeling skin.

Yeah, we're stuck in :( So Kat and MArk call each other and basically have a conversation that you can listen to. Talking points indclude: shitty Chris D'Elia, Quarantweens, Sterling K Brown, Hayley Williams kissing, and Cranky Kong's death. 

IT'S FRIDAY BITCHIZ. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! THAT'S RIGHT! RE-ADJUSTING TO OUR SCHEDULE! Talking points include: hornycasting, Annie, combined brand slogans, our lack of cohesion, and Funko pops.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back to Birthday Twins after a short hiatus! We're back and more chaotic than ever! Talking points include: phallic deodorant, people named Wrench, endorsing Bernie Sanders, gay Luke Skywalker, and girlfriend hair colors. 

Welcome back, you overly-tanned orange NJ fuckwad. We got a new victim on the podcast, Mark's illustrious 4 time NY Times Bestselling Erotica Author, Julia. Talking  points include; dogs who fuck, stinkwell, tracksuit moms, nugs (obviously), and anime based listener alienation. Get into it? Gert ointo eet. 

On this special Valentine's Day episode of Birthday Twins, Mark and Kat talk about looooooove. Talking points include: shitty car bumper stickers, dream brothers, wine gummies, and, of course, nuggets.