How bad does your ear itch? Then come for a ride in the Wienermobile! We have ointment for that. Plus the Germanic conclusion to last month's very special episode of Guffaw & Order. Balloon naughties. James Cameron and his Avatar sequels. Dick Wolf's inspiration for Law & Order: Criminal Intent. How to get a car tire around an elk's neck. Why Amazon.com is so profitable. And a guaranteed way to enjoy this podcast more. Plus Wienermobile slogans for the whole family. Buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers.