If you measure the quality of your comedy by length, then we've got exactly what Dr. Procter Gamble ordered. What's in store this time? The secrets of Sasquatch, how to rob a store with a watermelon, advice from Curtis (and Curtis), Warby Parker's questionable business practices, Crest slogans, how to speak in iambic pentameter, the art of the haiku, and boomerang investment tips. And that's just in Part 1! Dun Dun!