Better Off Muted
Better Off Muted
Sean Foley
Sean, Claire, and Adrian get together weekly to burn brain cells for roughly 10 minutes.
Ep. 6 "9/11 Survival Tactics and the Delicate World of Neurodiversity"
Sean, Claire, William, and Adrian get back together yet again for a fun and morally intact episode full of fun and morally intact topics such as Adrian's sexual awakening, the questionably legal time capsule of a DSi lost for over a decade, and the state of the world following women's suffrage. If 5 episodes wasn't enough to give you permanent brain damage yet, the finish line is now in sight.
Oct 24, 2021
9 min
Ep. 5 "101 Fun Games to Play with Human Ashes and the Economic Principles of The Streets"
Sean, Claire, and Adrian return after a month long hiatus to discuss the ethics of hitting women, Sean's sexual awakening, and Adrian's bug induced entrance to human consciousness.
Oct 2, 2021
9 min
Ep. 4 "Will's Credit Card Info Giveaway and the Texan Return to the Old West"
Sean, Claire, Will, and Adrian get together to discuss Obama disbanding the rocket program of Houston, Lowe's illegitimacy as a hardware store, and Adrian's Mom's affair with the Geico lizard.
Sep 8, 2021
19 min
Ep. 3 "Traumatic Poops and the Comprehensive Corruption of Walmart"
Sean, Claire, and Will give up on the topic wheel and let the conversation flow off the cuff as God intended, covering the class system of Target, their adventures amongst the vagrant population, and thorough accounts of the worst shit they've ever taken.
Aug 29, 2021
26 min
Ep. 2 "Jack In the Box and BDSM: The Scuffed Sequel"
Sean, Claire, and Adrian return for the second episode of Better Off Muted to discuss Adrian's haircut, who they would perform a genocide of, and the gruesome stabbing of a Jack in The Box manager. It's so good, over 10 minutes of it had to be cut just to avoid a lawsuit.
Aug 22, 2021
19 min
Ep. 1 "Harambe and the Crumbling Empire of Burger King"
The debut episode of Better Off Muted covers the cultural ripples of Harambe's death, the legitimacy, or lack thereof, of digital art, and the potentially fragile nature of restaurant chains.
Aug 13, 2021
27 min