In this episode if you didn't know any better you'd think Tim hates Doug. But he doesn't. Tim hates Tim. And Tim hates Tim's mistake of locking Tim's keys in Tim's trunk which is very much out of Doug's control. Also Doug didn't buy a car where the trunk release in the car didnt work, that once again was Tim. See Doug too can be a catty bitch, but don't worry Tim eventually lightens up and the boys have a nice chat. Doug confesses to hoodwinking some blind elderly people and tells tales of hanging out with them. How many times is too many times? Listen and you'll find out our opinion aka the LAW. Doug also probably talks about weightlifting but if you don't like it leave us a voice message on Anchor! Or email us at [email protected] --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/best-worst-friends/message

Live from Toronto, it's Doug and the dink aka Tim talking about a whole mess of stuff like how rich people suck, playboy plumbers, how dumb people should be allowed to have opinions too and the boys bond over a mutual distaste of everything French.  Leave us a voice note on Anchor, follow us on Instagram and tell a friend about an episode you like huh? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/best-worst-friends/message

Tim goes to the gym with Doug but doesn't work out with Doug thus negating the fact that he was there with Doug at all. Like if you invited someone to the movies and they said sure and then went and watched a different movie. The boys talking about working out and the trials and tribulations involved, as well as being poor and getting married for eternity --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/best-worst-friends/message

Tim and Doug consume too much. Pizza, wings, drugs and alcohol all come together to fuel them along and almost derail them entirely. The boys talk about everything they're not able to do, jerseying yourself while shitting in a fur moo moo, and Grandma's quads. And that's only the first 35 minutes, which Tim thought had been an hour, probably because he was having so much fun. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/best-worst-friends/message

The first episode of Best Worst Friends starts off with some miscommunication. It sounds like Tim is one of those assholes who has a conversation on his phone in a cramped space where you can't hear the other half. Doug eventually realizes he should be recording and the podcast is born. The boys talk about a bunch of stuff like the theft of jazz, mysterious British accents, books we're reading and new bits they've got stewing on the brain stove. Hope you enjoy and subscribe/rate/share/make a blood sacrifice in our names if this tickles your fancy or smacks your modesty --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/best-worst-friends/message