Yeah, all in the title really. I got an abscess in my bum/leg and it's kind of ruined my entire month. Anyway, had a brush with my neighbour, went to hospital, and Ripper FM will pay. This episode is good, but the next one? Oh boy.    With thanks to Shyma.

Have you ever walked down a busy A road to get a burger, because the behaviour of some monkeys and the job rejection from a local radio station made made you so depressed only beef could fix it? I have. And you don't want to be in my shoes, because you'll get honked at loads by the traffic.  Written, produced and performed by Ben Pearson.  With special thanks to Shyma.  Episode art by Andy Watts.

EeerrRRREeeerRRUUUUFFZzzzzzz hello and welcome, you're on the right frequency to hear the hottest news on the hottest station: Ben FM. Get all your local news updates on Dover and the surrounding areas, right here, right now (and absolutely don't listen to Ripper 108 FM, stay here please.) Written, produced and performed by Ben Pearson.  Also starring Sarah Barlin, Shyma, Michelle Much, and Zack Sizer.  With special thanks to Simon Topping.

It's February, and you know what that means? Lots of kissing and smooching, eww!! No but really, Valentine's Day is around the corner, and Ben finds himself a date, love continues to be lost with the radio station, and Ben meets a monkey.  Written, produced and performed by Ben Pearson.  With thanks to Shyma, and Simon Topping.

A new year starts with New Year's Resolutions, and Ben has a few to share. In this episode: a bridge, a burger, and 134 legally obtained laptops. Written, produced and performed by Ben Pearson.  Also starring Sarah Barlin.  With thanks to Shyma, and Laura Cox.