Oh look, tough guy, bet you came into the comments to talk smack about our missing episode. "Heh, Gabe, what did you do, fuckin accidentally delete your entire Audition multitrack session before uploading it to SoundCloud?" No, slapnuts, it's way more complicated than that. And if you wanna spew some shit, you better duck, because there's an eagle soaring from the sky wielding scimitars thanks to Joseph and our brilliant minds in ep. 61's Hypothetical section. Also we reviewed a movie that didn't make us want to claw our eyes out and talked about a mystical quest you could have been following on our side series. So yeah. Fuck you, potential viewer that totally exists. I uh I have friends. Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Someone come get Christopher Walken to play a role because the Bender boys have a fever, and the only cure is MORE D&D! This time, Joe has sprung a trap on the unwitting and frankly stupid as hell Manrick and Thorn and embroiled them in a dastardly plot with far-reaching consequences. Will this adventure lead them to the gallows or to the High Life? Also this installment is sponsored by Miller High Life because i fucking said so Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

Not content with the podcast lane of burdensome recordings, the poorly hidden nerd boyz of the Bender Street have branched off into the oldest test of virginity known to man: Dungeons & Dragons. In this side series, known colloquially as Benders and Beasts, we start off with Joe as DM guiding the relative and extreme newbies of Pebs and Gabe through an adventure in the bustling metropolis of Bellywynn. These two travellin ass hoes roll into town in search of money, work, and a good time. How many of those will they find when pursuing a fantastic piece of kitchen equipment? Tune in to find out!! Still follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

If you thought we were innovators based on the 86 million times we've audibly called ourselves innovators, then you should see us tearing down this cul-de-sac of the Bender Street and finding new ways to make Joe okay with an episode going over an hour and a half again. But, as I said during and I'll repeat here in a needlessly inflammatory way towards people who are never going to be aware of Episode 59's existence, PMT goes longer than us and we put way more content in this bitch. Examples! 2 New Segments! A possibly pointless argument about Vince Carter's legacy as a basketball player! And plenty of moments where Pebs feels unsafe. It's like Olive Garden says, "When you're here, make out with a British chick and see if it'll make Mr. Mannix jealous." Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

They say that necessity is the mother of invention* and that Joe isn't ready to be a dad. Either way, his thrusts into the group Google Doc sowed a rich crop of segment ideas good enough to constitute its own unique and endearing edition of the Pitching Cage. That would be enough to earn your listen, but on TOP of that, we have an actual Irishman speaking drunkenly about Irish history, which is the first time that anyone from the Emerald Isle has gotten sozzled and ended up successfully on top of anything. (It's because they're usually getting arrested.) EB, JRC -- it's right inside, crack the lid and shatter that mothafuckin pringles can all over the metaphorical church carpet!! Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet *I'm kind of sure that I started a previous description with this phrase, if you're a big enough nerd to dig back through and find it I'll venmo you $12

Episode 57: Double Deep Hypothetical, Extra Effort Drunk Philosophy, The NBA's Optics Problem by Bender Street Bullies

Even though the initial public shock over the murder of George Floyd has somewhat subsided, that does not mean it's time to consider the point made or the battle won. There are still a myriad of ways you can contribute to the Black Lives Matter movement and we encourage you to utilize as many as you possibly can. This week on Bender Street Bullies, unlike most times one of us gets into an intimate situation, a tease actually pays off as Hollywood screenwriter Joe Petrone bursts into the pitching cage with his Dallas Dawg Park script and fends off all manner of high heat with his sitcom shaped like an aluminum bat. Top that off with the double sprinkles of twin-barrel Hypotheticals and the chopped nuts you can find in live-action Hinge Corner, and Epsiode 56 promises to put you in a sun-daze. Ugh. No. I'm gonna cut that in post Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

During a horrific moment in our country's history, which is merely a more stark reminder of the unfathomable levels of violence and bigotry that people of color face every day, we throw this episode up not as a means of ignoring reality or searching for an escape, but rather as a reminder that combatting racism and being aware of its constant presence is something that you can always do no matter your other obligations. Take action. Keep your thoughts with the families of the victims, both those known and unknown. Be safe. We hope you enjoy the episode. https://www.bailoutnetwork.com

Are you KIDDING me with the length of that thing? -Ha, no, Jessica Alba, I am not. Doing no research whatsoever to write a description, this is indeed the longest episode by runtime of the esteemed podcast Bender Street Bullies. However, not only will you find in filling your ears with the duration of this nectar that it is well worth the investment, but this installment's size is due to us staying true to our humble roots and doing absolutely everything that got us to this point. That includes: a hypothetical! Being annoying! Sports, somehow! And, of course, Gabe insisting that we overstay our welcome. Sorry for the fact that I'm gonna house all your Mint Milanos and pass out pantsless on your couch. You can make it up to yourself by giving this a listen ;) Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet

It's like the old saying goes: you can lead a Bully to decent cinema, but they're probably just going to end up reviewing overblown 2000s road adventure comedies instead. But enough horsing around. Let's talk Episode 53 on the Bender Street! We roll with the classics, but with a renewed sense of vigor following the weekend's hotly contested continuation of the Jack Russell Cup. When it comes to Weird News and Hypotheticals, we prove why we're still the hottest game in town. And you won't believe how sinister it can get in the revamped intro to Review. Snap into a...Thick Jim? What? Who wrote this copy? Follow us on Twitter @BenderStreet