Because All My Friends Are Married
Because All My Friends Are Married
Courtney
Welcome to the podcast that might make you feel a little better about your life and the choices you’ve made up to this point, as you listen to hosts Courtney and Mila talk about their lives, loves, and mistakes.
Pick Me Girls
In this special Stay-at-Home-Order-Saturday episode, the girls talk through their newly harnessed emotional intelligence, how they’re definitely not “Pick Me Girls” and the absolute nonsense that is the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Jan 20, 2021
1 hr 11 min
Jabronis with Straight Long Hair
We’re back back back again in a particular boozy episode that we absolutely did not accidentally cut off half way through. Join the girls on their first show back as they make their way through a bottle of bubbles and talk about what you missed on their quarter long break.
Nov 10, 2020
49 min
Super Important Adult Stuff
We’re back back back again and we’re both OFFICIALLY in our 30s. Join us this week as we talk about super important adult stuff like our vitamin regimens, quarantine dating and some very important life lessons from Courtney.
Jul 8, 2020
54 min
Mila Turns 30
This week Courtney and Mila talk about hypothetical quarantine situations and Mila turning the big 30.
May 23, 2020
47 min
Butt Crystals Ft. Sara
We’re baaaack! On our Season 2 premiere, we’re joined by Courtney’s childhood friend Sara Norton. Join us as we discuss mental health, healing crystals, quarantine dreams, and much more.
May 11, 2020
1 hr 3 min
Greg & Mabel’s Covid Reunion
3 weeks down and still kicking. This week Courtney and Mila decide to prove that they aren’t total shit friends with their version of “The Newlywed Game. 
Apr 9, 2020
55 min
Just Between Us Squirrel Friends
What day is it? After another week of quarantine Court & Mila don’t have much going on. Although, they DID find some time to get their shit together and fix their remote audio issues, but not quite enough to post on time. (What is time these days, anyway?)
Apr 1, 2020
44 min
Quarantine and Chill
Welcome to our first ever remotely recorded episode! As Courtney and Mila practice social distancing like the stand up, responsible, contributing members of society they are, join them and their super weird audio quality from the comfort of wherever YOU’RE isolating. And so help us god, you all better be isolating…
Mar 23, 2020
37 min
We’re Sorry, New Jersey
Wanna know what 6 Bud Stage guitar wines does to Mila? Tune in this week to find out! We’ll also hear about Courtney’s recent NYC getaway in (really not at all horribly done) accents, and we’ll try not to freak out about the apocalypse
Mar 16, 2020
48 min
Ebbing & Flowing Ft. Dylan
This week we’ve got a queer icon interviewing another queer icon (@dylan.bobier)! Dylan walks us through adventures in dating apps, body image and his almost-platinum-star status
Mar 10, 2020
58 min
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