Be. Scared
Be. Scared
How to Handle a Burglar
44 minutes Posted Jul 1, 2020 at 12:10 am.
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If you get up from watching a movie to grab some more chips and there's a burglar breaking in the window, grab a kitchen knife and act like an insane person to scare the crap out of them. It works every time.

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