Baywatch Rookie School
Baywatch Rookie School
Morgan Thrapp, Michael Eisen
A podcast where 2 men—who have never watched Baywatch before—try and watch Baywatch!
Your Favorite Magic Crime
S4E17: Falcon Manifesto. Psst Hey kid, you an elbow vegan? Well don't worry any longer, because starting today, we have a solution for you! It's BeyondWenus. Tastes just like real wenus, but made entirely from discarded Baywatch plot points
Aug 10, 2022
1 hr 33 min
Two Other Jabroni Lifeguards (ft. Eric Maccoux)
S4E16: Mirror, Mirror Well I suppose it's time we finally tell you. Michael and Morgan are actually the same person. In case you haven't figured it out, Morgan is obviously the horny twin and Michael is the research twin.
Jul 27, 2022
1 hr 49 min
A Folder in Firefox Called "Morgan's Mom" (Ft. Parker Phend)
S4E15: Coronado del Soul Part 2. If there's horny ghosts, in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Baywatchers!
Jul 20, 2022
1 hr 24 min
The Wind is Just A Horny Ghost (Ft. Parker Phend)
S4E14: Coronado del Soul Pt. 1. Beef boys! Exciting news! We're hosting our first Baywatch Rookie School Con at the Coronado del Soul. In order to register, you just need to become a ghost and buy tickets from the spooooooky gift shop. Don't worry, this gift shop does have an exit
Jul 13, 2022
1 hr 46 min
Wrap It Before You Slap It
S4E13: Red Knight. It's the end of Ben! We are not sad to see him go, even if this is a particularly bad sign off. Come and join us on the beach for a reunion of the Red Knights (or more like the Red Tights amirite???). Also Morgan finally gets a Godfather
Jul 6, 2022
1 hr 28 min
Cook According To Box Directions
S4E12: Second Time Around. We're back! Morgan's back from vacation, so we're recording the episodes we don't have any guests for. Baywatch is hitting it's stride in Season 4, which means they've stopped writing interesting episodes and are just recycling their formulas
Jun 29, 2022
1 hr 16 min
Fishin' For Dick (Ft. Jon Brence)
S4E11: The Child Inside. It's time for a Very Special Episode starring a young Republican gymnast. Baywatch doesn't completely bungle depicting the Special Olympics, so that's nice. They didn't do a good job, but it's not as bad as we feared
Jun 22, 2022
1 hr 47 min
He Who Should Not Be Wahoo'd (Ft. Homecoming)
S4E10: Tower of Power. Baywatch is back on it's racist shit, so that's fun. Homecoming is also back, that's actually fun! We talk about graffiti and introduce a new segment, our Pier Review
Jun 15, 2022
2 hr 7 min
Intersectional Cannibalism (Ft. Tristan)
S4E9: Ironman Buchannon. In a shockingly horny episode of the podcast, we spend far too much time (and also not nearly enough time) talking about old Nickelodeon Game Shows. #ReleaseTheSnyderCutOfBaywatch #PleaseDontActuallyDoThat #IDontWantSynderFansOnMyCase #NumberOneCheerWorthyMoment
Jun 8, 2022
1 hr 56 min
Lars von Trier's Baywatch
S4E8: Submersion. CW: Talk of child death. Well, this is a heavy one, so it's a little hard to write a good joke description. Mitch deals with PTSD after almost failing to save a kid and we try to find ways to talk about it while making the show still listenable. How did we do? You tell us
Jun 1, 2022
1 hr 28 min
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