Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 9 of Dexter: Teenage Wasteland. Hi, I'm John Linkin - Missing Persons (lifts shirt up). Confused? Well, you should probably listen to the episode because it ALL MAKES SENSE. If you want to hear Angel work out some challenging mathematical word problems or learn all about the inner workings of the solar system inside the human body, then you've come to the right place. Also, we talk about Dexter. The brothers inch closer to the end of Season 5 and celebrate the accomplishments of a successfully complex character-driven episode. See ya later, Blood Kyle!Music Credits:"Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 8 of Dexter: Take It. The brothers truly have a lot to mull over in this episode. First of all, how many of you ever made a phone call to your furniture? Well, Jordan Chase has! Call him back when you stop being a couch! Josh and Mike break down the evolution of Dexter and Lumen's relationship as they share a bonding moment at the expense of Jordan Chase's head of security. Meanwhile, LaGuerta runs over Deb with a bus, fish don't wear glasses, and Angel gets himself stuck between a Wok and his wife. Lots to break down as the brothers wrap up the first 2/3 of the season. Enjoy the episode!Music Credits:"Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 7 of Dexter: Circle Us. Season 5 starts to really amp up in this Baker's Half-Dozen episode. Maria and Captain Matthews spearhead what can be characterized as the worst sting in the history of law enforcement. In the Barrel Girls' case, the big bad finally rears his not-so-ugly face while Dexter wrestles with the idea of allowing an Irish saint to watch over his growing baby. Angel has a pillow fight and swings from the chandelier just like Sia. If that's not enough for you, the brothers discuss the best way to install a secret lair in their respective homes -- not to hide anything -- just to hold a pair of socks or Wonder Bread on a plate. Confused? Us too. Enjoy the episode!Music Credits:"Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 6 of Dexter: Everything is Illuminated. We hope you enjoy chaos. This episode of Dexter provides a little bit of everything. Captain Matthews once again returns but now he's a Native American tribal chief. Meanwhile, Dexter and Lumen track down a man/Smurf in the marinas of Miami. Furthermore, Dexter buys his latest victim a nice pair of overalls, the police department shows up at a crime scene but doesn't actually walk in, and Dexter finds himself in the unrealistic scenario of Garage Part 2. Not sure what that means? Listen and find out!Music Credits:"Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 5 of Dexter: First Blood. The brothers anxiously anticipate any semblance of excitement as Season 5 continues to slog along at a snail's pace. Lumen believes she finds one of the men responsible for her trauma, but Dexter seeks to beat her to the punch. Amidst the serious undertones of the episode, Josh and Mike discuss Maria's cell phone calendar appointments, gossiping moms at Mommy and Me, and the wonders of mathematics. They also attempt to track Miami Metro's investigative process into the Santa Muerte killings but can't understand why the department spends an entire episode looking at tattoo eyeballs. Finally, Josh takes a short break in the middle of the episode during which Mike travels across the ocean to learn about Scotland's sanitation practices. Hope you enjoy the episode!Music Credits:"Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 4 of Dexter: Beauty and the Beast. After last week's Mary Poppins themed episode, Josh and Mike search for parallels between Dexter and a different Disney classic: Beauty and the Beast. Meanwhile, Mike develops a new idea for personal identification efficiency in the country while Josh works on strengthening very important muscles in his face. Jonah Mitchell makes a guest appearance and gets easily distracted by all of the choices inside the department store. Finally, Dexter meets Lumen - a survivor of torture at the hands of Boyd Fowler (and possibly others!). Where will Season 5 head next?!Music Credits:"Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 3 of Dexter: Practically Perfect. In a Mary Poppins and Hippopotamus themed episode, the brothers start to slowly warm up to the overarching plot lines of season 5. Did you know that Hippos also have information privacy rights?? Furthermore, given all of the political turmoil surrounding America, Josh and Mike can't stop themselves from impersonating our country's most divisive figure heads as a form of therapy. Don't worry everyone - take a breath - it's distributed equally to both sides! The brothers also add to their lineup of new ABC shows that you really don't want to miss. Does Dexter finally get the best of Boyd Fowler?! Tune in to find out! Music Credits: "Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 2 of Dexter: Hello, Bandit. The brothers struggle to find redeeming moments in this dragged out episode of Dexter. Deemed by Josh as "Pilot Part 2", the episode focuses mostly on Dexter's inability to balance caring for 3 kids on his own with the needs of his dark passenger. Angel finds $268,000 in his wife's account and spirals for some reason. Meanwhile, Quinn spends 40 minutes working on a 3-piece puzzle of Dexter's face. Because this episode was mostly garbage, the brothers spend time analyzing the most important things in life: plants & animals, restaurants that no longer exist, rhyming, different types of voices, and figuring things out together. Enjoy this 95% nonsense, 4 % discovery & education, and 1% Dexter analysis. "I can't wait to put these pieces of the puzzle together to figure out the solution that's best for all of us." - Quote of the episode Music Credits: "Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

Josh and Mike break down Season 5, Episode 1 of Dexter: My Bad. Still reeling from one of the most incredible season finales of all time, the Season 5 premiere struggles to keep the brothers as captivated as usual. You know what that means... To summarize, Josh and Mike invent some new characters, give Deb a new hobby (practicing Devil Sticks), and insist that somebody at Miami Metro CHECK THE DAMN TAPES! Otherwise, this episode is perfectly normal. The brothers do an excellent job staying completely focused and grounded throughout the entire episode. The lesson here? If you're mad at someone, don't go to the bathroom with a sharp umbrella. Enjoy the episode! Music Credits: "Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

Josh and Mike break down Season 4, Episode 12 of Dexter: The Getaway. Revered as one of the best episodes of television in history, the brothers put on their serious faces and discuss the wild ride of the Season 4 finale. Well, mostly serious. One of the BHB series regular monsters makes an appearance! Also, the brothers discuss whether or not different people live in different parts of the Earth. Ladies and gentlemen - I present the Trinity Killer: 10-year-old Scott Smith encased in a block of cement. Enjoy the season finale and stay out of the bathtub! Music Credits: "Decisions" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠