The gout gets us out and other health entanglements. Ozymandias. Being a computer whiz to uninformed parents. Controllers. Digital frames. Girls Gone Wild. 90 Day Fiance. Beatin' Ain't Cheatin'. Making solid movie recommendations and them not being taken. Blankets with space heaters and air conditioning. Live comedy shows... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected]

We begin with a yawn and talking about talking about the riots. Fireworks. The summers of our youth. Brittany joins late and has some Brockton talk. The winners and history. We debate and argue sides of participation trophies and when to reveal to children the real world a la Santa Claus. Brittany talks about receiving items from her parents. Buying a fence and a shed. Brittany never sees Brian score a goal (which he has). Future planned parties. Over-apologizing when you've tipped too many back. Peeing better and a little dumb hose... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected] Recorded - 6/9/20

Clearly we open with floor guacamole and the current state of things. Looking back on history with today's standards. We discussing doing a show roast. Comedians bombing. Whiskey. Food stuffs from around the country. Getting a free coffee and when to pay it forward. Cut nails in the garden. The divide of people these days. Kate Spade. Actors ham-handling feigning sincerity. Prince. A home project gets done, and again. The anger process of a project. Becoming a man who gets stuff done. Riding your bike for work is for the birds and weirdos. Get stuff done... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected] Recorded - 6/4/20

Brittany is out for this week so its a classic Brian and Briiiine show. Driveway etiquette. A fat 5 family? Taco Bell woes. A last hoorah for items. Air conditioning. Virus non-hubris. Back to the Future, a truly great movie. Arguing about unnecessary rankings. Making fun of bad things is old and very boring. Enjoy that duo... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected] Recorded - 5/28/20

An obligatory open about the the world's goings-on. The casino bar. Misunderstanding people and not reading lips due to the mask. Being on your phone while driving. A once certain but not some much now death sentence. Briiiine knows about women's hairdos. Brian projects about Brittany's childhood. Showering at school. Roughhousing with the boys in Dorchester. Cancelled trips and non-refundable tickets. Targeted ads. The lack of definitive UFO proof. Brittany carries a burden from years past. The best booger. Getting out. The shopping cart litmus test... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected] Recorded - 5/12/20

Hot divorce and alimony talk coming out the gate. It's Cinco de Mayo. Margaritas and Mexican food. INCELs and false pride. Old NBA games. Photos and your camera roll. Autopsies and judges. A virus update and trite commercials about it. Cat treats, a deal, and a steal. The government trying to tell you what's what. Fast food prices. Tickets. Shows... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected] Recorded - 5/5/20

We have nothing. We let the power of the day get the best of us. Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected] Recorded - 4/20/20

Brittany is under the weather so Brian and Briiiine so a solo-ish show. We discuss current Covid and (perhaps misplaced) feeling that we just aren't going to get it. Classic old commercials. The upcoming That Thing You Do! viewing party. Physical media, 4k, and waiting for deals. Shows falling off, Dexter being the prime example. Bad takes on movies. The new dumb theory that space itself doesn't exist. Vids. Briiiine's gassers. Enjoy the Bri Time... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected] Recorded - 4/14/20

Smelling burps, a classic Belfry opener. Voting. Uninspired remakes, oximoronic as that is. Things going back to normal, we check in. Moving. Larry David and which celebrity you'd actually want to hang out with. Brittany reveals a call she made in 2007 to Tim & Eric AND Neil Hamburger, we play the audio. Briiiine recalls his brush with being a witness to both a crime and on the stand in court when he was a boy. We revisit the Louie television series, how good it is, and the troubling nature of its release format. Chappelle. No frills, straight forward recipes. Cigarettes are dumped into Brian and Brittany's backyard and we discuss how to handle these trash pigs. Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected] Recorded - 4/7/20

Emmett, the pooch, begins the show. Fear, Castaway, and other flicks. Stupid fanless, pre-taped Wrestlemania. Streaming services and cable. Briiiine gets pricked and other medical updates. The upside of the pandemic. People who openly and casually use racist terms. Homework. Substitute teachers. Mark (Makes It Dark) calls in for a state of the union address. Porno currency. Briiiine rails against math. Using math for home projects. A former co-worker who had nothing but bad luck. Briiiine unbeknownst to him finds himself in Compliment Corner. Setting up someone for a slam dunk of a joke... Twitter: @BatsBelfry Email: [email protected] Recorded - 3/31/20