Baltimorons
Baltimorons
Sam Dingman & Alan Smith
Baltimorons is Baseball Things, considered. An always passionate, frequently irreverent, and occasionally factual weekly romp through the wild world of O's baseball, adulthood, fandom in general. Join hosts Sam Dingman and Alan Smith, expatriate Birdbrains clinging to their orange torch in the wilds of New York City, as they marvel at the endless wonders of the cosmic narrative, from Baltimore to Brooklyn and beyond.
2025 Nickname Audit
Is it an episode, or a bloodletting...or BOTH?! Featuring your hosts alongside special guests Jake English and the Honorable (Not) Aaron Judge Markovich.
Apr 25, 2025
1 hr 31 min
Puttanesca Mascarpone
Due process is a strange and heavy meal.
May 31, 2024
48 min
2024 Nickname Extravaganza!
Oh dear we recorded this before Baumann got DFA'd and traded! Featuring the triumphant return of Judge Marko, aka The Unguffable!
May 23, 2024
1 hr
The Blues
In which Alan and Sam consider the possibility of an umpire conspiracy, and recognize that, as usual, our suspicions are a reflection of our deep-seated inferiority complex.
May 8, 2024
48 min
Happy Hollid'oh!
In which some unfortunate predictions fail to come true, but various silver linings still shimmer!
Apr 26, 2024
49 min
Nick News
There's a new Nick in town, and the Baltimorons are unexpectedly bullish. PLUS: did you know Johnny Cueto was still throwing baseballs? Would you like him to throw baseballs...for us?!
Feb 9, 2024
56 min
Exeunt Chameleon
A requiem for the highs and lows of the Angelos era, and some semi-reckless speculation about what fandom might feel like under the Rubenstein Regime.
Feb 2, 2024
52 min
TMB No. 3: O's vs A's - 8/26/1996 - THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
It's 10-10 going in to the 10th! The atmosphere is numerologically fortuitous! The time is nigh for Orioles Magic! But can the Birds (and the Morons) deliver?! Watch along with us here!
Jan 19, 2024
38 min
Self-Own (In A Good Way)
The Morons are joined by Anthony Fiume, Alan's partner-in-witchcraft at Football Club Group, which aims to make good on the original promise of Baltimorons: community ownership of a pro sports team.
Jan 12, 2024
46 min
How to Count Beans
The potentially seismic impact of the Yamamoto contract, and potential new names for Oriole Park at Camden Yards.
Dec 22, 2023
42 min
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