if you've made it this far - you get it. *gold star for you* // RED FLAGS WHERE? < New Merch in our sister store!, in honor of Seana -- guess who showed up again for THERAPY? seana mailman is back to guest chat, just as she's about to enter her much awaited Villain Era. jen and seana talk about red flags across the spectrum, and a few red flags that just go on repeat. jen tries to make seana commit to accountability, and we all get to hear a little more than we bargained for... if this isn't the blind leading the blind, what even is. the audio sucks this time, blame it on seana's accent. and the fact that she still lives in a denial. meanwhile, jen's kids are eating on her like rats. Helen Keller ain't got nothing on THIS. CONNECT WITH JEN // follow @badmomlaundry on insta, TikTok, fb // GET YOUR BAD MOM MERCH on etsy *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* apple/spotify/breaker/iheartradio/google/... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message

guess who showed up again for THERAPY? seana mailman is back to guest chat, just as she's about to enter her much awaited Villain Era. jen and seana talk about red flags across the spectrum, and a few red flags that just go on repeat. jen tries to make seana commit to accountability, and we all get to hear a little more than we bargained for... if this isn't the blind leading the blind, what even is. the audio sucks this time, blame it on seana's accent. and the fact that she still lives in a denial. meanwhile, jen's kids are eating on her like rats. Helen Keller ain't got nothing on THIS. MENTIONS // I AM NOT DUMB NOW. // PSYCHOPATHS LOVE ME < Merch in honor of Seana // red flags representing themselves (look through your contacts list) and DELETE CONNECT WITH JEN // follow @badmomlaundry on insta, TikTok, fb // GET YOUR BAD MOM MERCH on etsy *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* apple/spotify/breaker/iheartradio/google/... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message

let's just chock this one up to the tides, or the times, or the fact that none of us is drinking enough water, okay? not sure this is even suitable to publish, but at this point, who really cares. WE ARE SURE YOU COULD DO BETTER SHANNON. *please go have children*  jen wishes kids upon all the gnats of the world, talks about joining the PTO, and touches on some trauma from her church camp days. she ruminates on the question: do you make a better first impression or lasting impression.. deciding she's probably fcked either way. and, she says c*nt too many times.  so, if you're bored, grab some popcorn, this episode smells like the trash it is. you can find jen in the corner, rocking herself to sleep in her emotional support hoodie after this plane crash of a fucking episode.  kthnxgdbye -- CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message

Have you looked outside? The world is fucking falling apart.  If Jen's bright and cheery personality doesn't light you up, then perhaps you'll catch on fire while listening to her first ever guest describe her as "an ASSHOLE." Seana Mailman is a long lost cousin from a state in the middle of the country that doesn't exist, & she's here to share some laughs. blah blah blah - Thank god she's high.  Juuuuust kidding. We love her. Seana is a rad woman living it up in Oregon as a restaurant and food truck promoter, and she also a badass owner of a small business. (Her details plugged below!) She is a passionate humanitarian, and works with homeless outreach in her area.  This episode doesn't really have any reason to exist other than the fact that we know it does. You'd think it would precede and apology, but the jokes on you, because the world is on fire, and Jen doesn't make those.  Pro tip, Count your money, not your hoes. talk soon, xx, Jen ---- CONNECT with SEANA   Amazing Foods Oregon area *  In-Demand Local Home Expertise & Cleaning:  // JaCo Eats & Treats // M M & I Southern Oregon //  ( *I will only ever link one facebook plug again. Ever. Seana, revel in the glory.) ----- CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message

Jen addresses the evolutional uprising and adds a few fundamentals to the laundry list of keepers. She's really just begging for botox, xanax, good humor and a nap. Instead she has four kids and a husband for sale. Here's to hoping Therapy is what's at the end of the rainbow.  talk soon, xx CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message

feeling a little impacted.. so let's dig the shit out. jen's rocking the motivational quote game and she's giving you a few tips on what to expect in your golden years, since you never listened to your grandma. and this year, jen is showing up for all of it ... mainly herself. / i’m a leo, how many times do i have to say it. this episode might need to go straight to the trash, just like valentine’s day.. i apologize for nothing.  talk soon, xx CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message

jen is back, and she's been demoted to a beta. it's not nice, and it's not pretty .. we'll just call it COVID compliance. listen up for some QUALITY marriage advice on how to keep your head above water. or in my case, on the island of no feelings where it's safe and predictable. cliff notes * it only take TWO things. good luck!  Bonus: best tip of all, if you've been having a couple of sh*t weeks like i have, just remember the seasons are changing. feeling that beta energy and saying thank you to the moms out there, you deserve to repress yourself ~ it's human nature (or something like that) .. just ask madonna. talk soon, xx P.S. someone call the old folks home because ALL of the old men escaped, and are on my TikTok. Insert *wildly uncomfortable shivers* MENTIONS // my current mantra // in my feelings // find me crying in beta CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter or visit badmomlaundry.blog // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message

i won't apologize for anything, even this ridiculous episode. join me for a close to the Summer of Pizza. a lifetime of building up my kids, and only a second for them to take away my dignity (per usual). it's the height of the season and the heat is calling me home to a kaftan rainbow and projected memories of lounging with dirty martinis and absolutely no responsibility. nancy is quite concerned about me being a "good mom" vs a "bad mom." so this one is for you, nancy. luckily, i'm as bad as it comes / bad*ass.  talk soon, xx MENTIONS // mrs. roper vibes // she is leo // midnight margaritas CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter or visit badmomlaundry.blog // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message

It's the dead of summer, she is covered in sweat and not living her best life, but she is surviving...somehow. on this episode, jen walks us all through the work of a simple road trip, the disillusion of the circus that is kids, and why she's spending the next couple of nights in her closet. heavy are the boobs, sweaty is the crown. is summer over yet? talk soon, xx MENTIONS // she is cranky // she is sweaty // she is ready CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter or visit badmomlaundry.blog // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message

anyone else have a visceral reaction to everyone telling you to *take care of yourself first* when you're a mom and literally CANNOT.  on this week's episode, I honor my granny belle, who's losing her damn mind. mostly because I get. also, we dig a little into Maslow and his magic ladder of needs. and what a girls got to do to get one of those "come back" stories? my blood is just getting warmed up (or what's left of it, after a monster period). tell me what you're up to...    talk soon, xx MENTIONS // Chick-fil-a // Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs // Elaine CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter or visit badmomlaundry.blog // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badmomlaundry/message