Awkward Turtle
Awkward Turtle
Emery Fung
Hello Humans! Every week, we go above water to explore today’s social norms with a twist, alongside some pretty bad jokes. Bringing you a different kind of blue Mondays, straight to your ear. I promise you some giggles on the way, but not to a full-on snort-laugh. The Awkward Turtle wouldn't do this to you in public. To always seeing the funny side of life! Why are you still reading this? GO HAVE A LISTEN! Instagram: @awkwardturtle_pod / @efung94 Season 2 - Awkward Turtle At Work out on 04.04.21
13 - If I were a boy (Season Finale!🐢)
SEASON FINALE!! Thank you so much for listening in the last few months. This is by far the best project I’ve worked on by myself and I hope every single one of you enjoyed it as much as I have. This last episode of the series is a personal one but rest assured there are still a few twists and jokes on this podcast. This pod is all about my transition process, how I felt, how I am feeling and how I pledge to become. The most personal podcast yet! 
Mar 7, 2021
13 min
12 - 99 problems and pockets are one
It seems like today every news is bad news. There are so many unjust and inequality embedded in today’s society, right down to our pockets. I am not joking, pockets inequality is a real thing. 
Feb 21, 2021
10 min
11 - Lunar New Year, The God of Wealth
HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!! This is the biggest holiday for Chinese culture and one of the biggest holidays in the world. There are so many traditions and customs to look at, so so many cool things happen during this week.  In this short episode, I will attempt to do a quick recap on what happens and of course, who is the god of wealth.   
Feb 14, 2021
12 min
10 - I Eat for Survival
This marks the 10th Episode of Awkward Turtle! For this small milestone, I will be talking about one of the most common languages across the world. Food. Everyone loves food. Everyone enjoys a good meal. Especially living in Hong Kong, it’s a big culture within eating out. You can find all sorts of cuisines here, from street food to world-renowned Michelin Star restaurants. But I must confess - I am very much against it. I am always rushing to finish my food and I would order the same over and over again. And here is why. 
Feb 7, 2021
16 min
9 - Are You The Same Or Are You Normal?
Since I have thrown my girlfriend under the bus in the last episode, it’s only fair to throw myself under the bus in the following week.This episode is around a few quirks and strong opinions I have. I share some of my values in life and what bugs me the most. And if you ever feel like you want to prank me, you can probably draw a lot of inspiration from this episode. Enjoy!
Jan 24, 2021
10 min
8 - Dating Someone Who Is (book) Smart
They always say the secret of dating is that you should find someone who has common interests, someone who can make you better and someone who has the same values as you. I have not listened to that advice and here is how it turned out. 
Jan 17, 2021
11 min
7 - I Wish I Was An Influencer With Flowers In My Hair
Ohhh what I would do to be born in the 2000s. Where the internet is on fleek and everything is so woahhh. Technology was a very different thing when I was growing up. WorkArt and Pinball were the best apps, where today TikTok and Instagram takes the crown. We also talk about how the memes culture have evolved from the original planking and Harlem Shake. Memes are now so commonly used, what will this mean for the future?! 
Jan 10, 2021
11 min
6 - I Am Not Very Bright
My parents spotted I wasn’t going to be the sharpest tool in the box, so they sent me to a boarding school to build CHARACTER. A chance for me to thrive, a place where not only academic matters. My life took a very different turn, I had some great experiences that I would have never gotten and made some life long friends, oh and I can no longer count. 
Jan 3, 2021
10 min
BONUS EP - Happy New Year!!!
2020 has been an eventful year, to say the least. We all discovered things about ourselves that we shouldn't know for example how many hours we can stay in Pjs for. 2021 just need to get here now. Happy New Year! 
Jan 1, 2021
3 min
5 - AA, Asian Arsenal
They say it’s the hopes that kills you as an Arsenal fan. This is very true and even more true when you are living 10,000 miles across the world. Waking up at 3am to watch Arsenal is a whole other experience on its own. Being an Arsenal fan in Asia has given some tips on how to navigate real life, how to deal with with disappointments and frustrations but with a glimmer of hope that everything will be great again *fingerscrossed*
Dec 27, 2020
9 min
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