Spy balloons are nothing more than a distraction. A convenient way to distract the clueless population of the US into believing in their minds that we are possibly being invaded by aliens.  (Not illegal aliens. That narrative and fact is true.). No, I am speaking about the little green men. Don't look over here says the magician, please look here so that I can pull a fast one on you.  Do not fall for it.  Also, screw the IRS and pay your next waitress/waiter in cash.