Try not to cry as Alexis presents the LAST episode of Astrology with Alexis! It’s been a wild ride. But before saying goodbye, we *must* discuss Gemini season, understand its placements in our charts and interview a Gemini sun. Is a finale ever dull? Listen now!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

This week, Alexis proves that astrology is real. She explains all the physical traits, life trends and big mistakes that are statistically associated with each of the Sun signs. The concept that “astrology is bullshit" is falsified, as Alexis debunks the many “coincidences” within the stars. ENJOY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

HERE WE GO!!! The rundown for this week’s show: Alexis teaches you how to act during Taurus season based on your Sun sign, dishes her own flaws as a Taurus Sun, hands over the secret potion on how to make a Taurus fall in love with you, interviews Distraction Magazine’s HBIC and breaks down all of the Taurus placements. Is this episode Taurus enough!? ENJOY. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis discusses everything you’ve ever wondered about that astronomical snapshot of the stars based on the exact day, time and place you were born. Also, she dives into the intimidating topic of quadrants and angles as well as aspects and patterns of the chart. But don’t worry—she breaks it down for the baby wannabe astrologers! Last but not least, find out if you were destined to be full of yourself at birth. It all has to do with the placement of the stars. Tune in to find out more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Those with an Aries Sun are about to be mad!!! Alexis loves, lives and supports your drive and honesty. However, don’t even TRY to tell her that you are emotionally intelligent. Knock it off! This week, she explains what we can all expect this Aries Season. NEW EPISODE 21! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Don’t shoot the messenger! Alexis has given her opinions on most Sun Signs in the past ... and now she is finally ready to rank them from best to worst! Get ready for some astrological fun because this is an episode where no tea is left unspilled. Also this week, Alexis has had a complete change of heart and welcomes a special guest co-host who actually associates with men. And last but not least, she gives a personal account of what each Sun Sign truly means to her ... and she might lose a few friends because of it! EVERYONE SHOULD BE LISTENING. Tune in! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis is BACK AT IT AGAIN detailing Pisces season. Classic. Then, Alexis explains how each Pisces placement affects the inner planets of your chart. Astrology with Alexis’s graphic designer, Lauren, finally gets her chance to dish on the behind-the-scenes efforts that go into making the show. But instead, she’s put in the hot seat with her experiences as a Pisces Sun. ENJOY! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis is coming clean about the woman who’s been in her behind-the-scenes life for five months now ... and the l-word is used. Also, this is the VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL!!!!! Venus in Aquarius is bringing us all into the “in-between” stage. She discusses how to navigate it and what each sign looks for in a relationship. Lastly, Alexis provides her take on your perfect match and worst nightmare based on your Sun Sign. ENJOY!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

Alexis’s astrological DRAMA is at an ultimate high this season. She shares what we should all expect during Aquarius season and what Aquarius placements mean for your chart. Her special guest is not only an Aquarius sun but also the reason she became involved with Distraction in the first place. It might get after awkward hearing what she has to say about those with Sun in Aquarius ... SHIT IS A MESS! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message

We are *finally* discussing the major battle of the sexes in astrology. In this episode, Alexis details the difficulties queer and gender non-conforming individuals face when studying the more traditional gendered astrology. She checks out the results of her “which is the better sex of each sign” poll. CAUTION: This episode includes male slander. Not for the weak! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/distraction-magazine/message