Welcome to the Ass to knows podcast; real news for real Americans. The original cast of the pod reunites and talk about an impending collapse of the nation from crippling debt and sports!

Welcome to the Ass to Knows Podcast Episode 25!

Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast episode 24! The boys are back with a special guest. Stand up comedian and NY correspondent Carlos Nolla. We debate who is more Puerto Rican, discuss how Shane Gillis thinks kids are hot, why black people are the new face for white supremacy, governor races, and how Trump will win as a Democrat in 2024. Hope you enjoy it!

Welcome to ass to knows, real news for real Americans. This week the boys celebrate the end of the forever war, where to find a swimming lesson in the Bronx, the best way to hunt a pregnant woman, and most importantly, do science.

Welcome to ass to knows, real news for real Americans. This week the boys talk war, women and where to hide a 22 if you're a shy kid who's HAD IT.

Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast episode 21! The podcast is proud to have a new member, The Gooch. We discover Asian women's buttholes, reopen a cold case feminist murder, discover what the ATF actually does, break down the military-industrial complex, and tell you, the listener, how you too can build a business empire.

Welcome to the Ass to Knows episode 20! Real news for real Americans. The boys have Olympic fever, hate politicians, talk about one world order, and the Taliban's growing social media empire!

Welcome to the Ass to Knows podcast episode 19! We are back from hiatus and our lives are going in opposite directions. Justin is fashionably homeless and Zack has joined a fun new group! We talk about petty political beefs, the global state, vaccine passports, transracialism, Chicago, North Korea, and how spoiled our fragile asses are! Like and subscribe... or don't. Either way, fuck off!

Welcome to ass to knows, real news for real Americans. This week Justin recruits two unparted cheeks to rehash the 4th of July, prep for Chinese Commie rule, and talk Carnivorous deer.

Zack makes a big announcement. The boys celebrate America, thank the French, and remind the British who won.