Hello, Dears! Ronna (& Bryan) have one more week left of summer break before we're back next week with all new episodes. But until then, here's one last peek into the Patreon Carriage House, episode 299. This week we've got a full history of Shania Twain's relationship and we hear about what the ultimate insult is when you're in Rhode Island. Plus we answer a cliffhanger about how to express yourself better.  Did you enjoy this 'amuse-bouche' preview of our Patreon? If so, join us for the full meal! Patreon members get up to three bonus episodes each month, and our top tier members get video episodes PLUS our award-winning Shades of Vanilla Newsletter, the key to living The Carriage House lifestyle. patreon.com/askronna We're back next week with ALL NEW FREE FEED EPISODES! Special Announcement: We all know Ronnukah is the absolute PEAK Carriage House experience. Well, this year, we have a VERY special treat in store. We're coming back to Brooklyn for a live show at the Bell House on November 21st. That's right...it's RONNUKAH LIVE IN NEW YORK! And we're doing TWO shows on November 21 filled with songs, games, gifts, advice, and everything that makes Ronnukah the most wonderful time of the year. Tickets on sale THIS FRIDAY for our Patreon members only, and then on sale to the general public starting Monday. Want your chance to get the best seats in the house? Join us on Patreon for exclusive early access! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ronna (& Bryan) are still on their summer breaks, but luckily you don't have to be without their dulcet tones this week. We've got another sneak peek into The Patreon Carriage House! This time, it's episode 297 from earlier this summer. We give advice for a living, so please take it from us: stop handling #%$@ rattlesnakes. But we also give advice this week on a cliffhanger that really gets us riled up about being in love with a best friend. We've got a LOT to say about it, and believe us when we say we're schticking to it! Did you enjoy this 'amuse-bouche' preview of our Patreon? If so, join us for the full meal! Patreon members get up to three bonus episodes each month, and our top tier members get video episodes PLUS our award-winning Shades of Vanilla Newsletter, the key to living The Carriage House lifestyle. patreon.com/askronna See you next week for our final preview of the summer! And we'll be back with ALL NEW Free Feed episodes on September 8th! Sponsor: Finding a great bra as you get older can be frustrating. That's where our new sponsor Honeylove comes in! Support your body in a way that actually feels good. Use our exclusive link to save 20% today at honeylove.com/ronna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ronna (& Bryan) are on their summer breaks, but we've got a special treat for you this week with a sneak peek inside The Patreon Carriage House! Here's a taste of Patreon 296 from earlier this summer. (Bryan)'s room might be haunted, but no ghost is going to stop us from having a great show, excuse me. After a cliffhanger about a GoFundMe that rubs our letter writer the wrong way, Ronna (& Bryan) finally clear up the whole Ronna/Rhonda situation. A slip of the tongue? Or a pointed debasement? It's hard to tell! Did you enjoy this 'amuse-bouche' preview of our Patreon? If so, join us for the full meal! Patreon members get up to three bonus episodes each month, and our top tier members get video episodes PLUS our award-winning Shades of Vanilla Newsletter, the key to living The Carriage House lifestyle. patreon.com/askronna See you next week for another preview! Sponsor: Finding a great bra as you get older can be frustrating. That's where our new sponsor Honeylove comes in! Support your body in a way that actually feels good. Use our exclusive link to save 20% today at honeylove.com/ronna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's that time of year! We get to review some of the craziest, most shocking, and most FUN cliffhangers we've received this season. So buckle up and get ready for The Dirty Bird Special!  For this year's collection we've got some real doozies. First off it's Mushroom Lasagna's insane friend who gets sexual pleasure from bidets (yes, it's as out of control as you think it is). Then we follow it up with one of the most disgusting letters we've ever received; the mom who's decided there's no need to wash her hands with soap anymore. And finally, we re-live one of our favorites; the massage saga of Tugboat Willy. Not yet a member of Patreon? As you can tell from this week's episode, you're missing out! Join us to get access to all this and more beginning at just $5 a month! patreon.com/askronna And how about this? Ask Ronna Live is coming back to the Bell House in New York! Just in time for Ronnukah! Join us in Brooklyn on Saturday, November 21st for a holiday kick-off to remember! Tickets on sale soon. Watch this space! Sponsor:  Let your hair be one less thing to worry about. Nutrafol is the #1 dermatologist-recommended hair grown supplement on the market, and it's one we love! Go to nutrafol.com and use code BRYAN for $10 off your first month's subscription! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ronna's ready to record, even if she's sitting at a toddler table in a spare bedroom. But don't blame her. Her new LA pied-à-terre is still getting nipped and tucked, so this was the only space that wasn't abuzz with activity.  But she (& Bryan) have a fab show in store for you! After Ronna receives shocking news about (Bryan)'s parents and their heights, they give advice on tattoo regrets and setting boundaries with a parent.  (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway show ARE YOU MAD AT ME is almost done with its run, and if you're in the area, it's a MUST see. Now playing through August 15th at HERE Arts Center in Soho! areyoumadatmeshow.com  Sponsor:  Without question, Lola Blankets are the best blankets we've ever used. We LOVE ours! And you will too. Lucky for you, listeners to our show are getting 40% off their orders! Go to lolablankets.com and use code RONNA for 40% off today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a week of firsts! (Bryan) had his first tea ever and Ronna topped him by buying her first LA property ever. You can listen to (Bryan) spiral in real time at this revelation. Once he recovers, (Bryan) and Ronna tackle a pair of international advice questions: one on long distance relationships and the other on whether or not now is the time move abroad. (Bryan)'s hit show ARE YOU MAD AT ME is still playing Off-Broadway in New York through August 15th! Get tickets at areyoumadatmeshow.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ronna's star struck this week, excuse me. We've got Off-Broadway's own (Bryan) with us, fresh off his SMASH hit show, and he and Ronna are ready to mingle and give their usual spot-on advice...if they can avoid cyclospora first. This week Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on a trio of problems: planning a long term stay for an American fruit in London, how to deal with a very extroverted employee, and what the etiquette is at a restaurant when your dining companion is running VERY late. (Bryan)'s show ARE YOU MAD AT ME is selling fast, so if you want tickets, and believe us, you do, you better get your grubs on them now! Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com and use code IMSORRY for $10 off your tickets. The show plays at HERE Arts Center in New York through August 15th, but the discount code is good through this week only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our dear (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway show is officially up and running, and we've got a fabulous episode this week to celebrate! After praising Liza in 'Arthur,' Roger at Wimbledon, and that Viking guy at the World Cup, Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on how to handle a neighbor's noisy baby and who should get the best bedroom in a group Airbnb situation. ARE YOU MAD AT ME is now playing! Go see (Bryan) at the HERE Arts Center in New York now through August 15th. Tickets at areyoumadatmeshow.com and you can still use code IMSORRY to get $10 off your tickets for performances through next week only! Sponsor: How are Ronna and Mr. Cleveland doing in their boudoir? With the help of our new sponsor, Arya, they're doing GREAT, excuse me. Arya is an intimacy membership that turns "we should spice things up" into real experiences. Go to getarya.com/ronna for $10 off your first month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a Carriage House Catch-Up this week, and we cover a LOT of territory, excuse me. From (Bryan)'s New York Times mention to Dyan Cannon to lithosexuals, we've got a lot to talk about. Then, after a mountain of follow-ups, Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on whether it's wise to put a career on pause for a relationship. ARE YOU MAD AT ME, (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway debut, starts performances THIS FRIDAY in New York! Even the New York Times is excited about this show, pardon me. Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com for tickets and use code IMSORRY for $10 off your ticket to the first two weeks of the run. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now wait a minute. We've had some fun guests on our show over the decades we've been on the air, but we might have a new favorite duo after these delicious, tasty little treats joined us this week, excuse me. We're thrilled to welcome to The Carriage House the delightful Darby Lynn Cartwright and Alexis Bevels! If you're not watching and/or listening to their show IMHO (In My Homosexual Opinion), then you're truly missing out. It's available on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. Plus, you can also see them live and in person on July 14th (Task Mistress) and July 16th (Darby Wins a Talent Show) at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. You don't want to miss these two! Darby and Alexis join us to give advice on whether or not to bring a new beau on a birthday trip with a best friend, how to deal with an odd development after new sobriety, and how to tell your in-laws that their home might be too dirty for children.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices