I answer two questions this week, because the first one honked me off. I mean, seriously, why does everybody keep asking if I have nuclear weapons?

5: Is Tom Cruise a Sith Lord?

I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. Really. Once you get to know me you'll find out that I'm really a nice guy.Honestly.