We’re back!!! No amount of technical difficulties could stand in our way this time. Spenny had some assembly required and stranded himself, JAD tells not one, but two magnet stories as part of a larger story about seaming, and the Cold Case segment returns. The bois discuss the movie Mayflower II, a story about getting lost in space. Don’t watch it. Want to share a Typical Day story with us? Want to recommend a movie? Want to add to a previous review? Ple...

Remember when we said we were back in a rhythm and on a strict recording and publishing schedule? Me neither!! Spenny kicked things off this episode by trying his best to get the show canceled, the bois talk about garage doors, and JAD makes fun of his wife. We also talk about The Fifth Wave, which is a very bad movie. Sorry this took so long to get out. Thanks for sticking with us! Want to share a Typical Day story with us? Want to recommend a movie? Want to add...

Episode 54: I’m gonna kill these birds, right? || Birdemic: Shock and Terror Movie Review Let’s do this! Birdemic is in the building, ladies and gentlemen! This has been long awaited, and we had to roll without Bryan to get it done. Wowwie! This movie takes things to a new level. It starts off with lots of time watching a guy drive a rental Mustang and everyone achieving their career goals. A clear-cut happens when birds are everywhere, and everyone is dying! It is ridiculous and entertaining...

We’re in Season 2 at last! That’s right, whatever conditions were previously set for Season 2 to start, uhhh, we met those. Sure. Anyways, we’re back after yet another long hiatus. If you’ve stuck around, thank you for your patience! We really appreciate your time. On this episode, Spenny gets philosophical right away, leading the bois down a path discussing corn (maize if you will), palaces, and latin vocalizations at Ron Jon surf shop. The bois also discu...

It’s a trio! That’s right the whole crew is back and ready to talk about the movie 65, a movie about aliens fighting dinosaurs or something. JAD talks about softball, gold scooters, staying visible at night, and he even gives an update to a fan favorite segment: magnet stories! In addition, JAD prepared a new segment for the bois in which they discuss how close Artificial Intelligence is to taking over, not only the world, but the Ascension to Ten podcast itself. You w...

Episode 51: Accidental Double Feature || Evil Dead & Army of Darkness Movie Reviews Well, we finally did. We didn’t watch the same movie, and you’ll see JAD and Spenny scramble to put together a double movie review without the other ever seeing the movie the other watched. JAd watched Evil Dead, and Spenny watched Army of Darkness. Based on the movie's description, Spenny got the better end of the deal. Spenny goes off on his cat pooping, and The Bois reminisce about Valley Springs, SD, a...

The bois jumped through a time vortex and are back to do a bit of podcasting. Highlander was on deck this week, but we’ve been gone so long, we forgot how to review it. That actually has more to do with all the stories we told. Spenny went on a vacation that was fine, JAD solved his transportation problems, and the two remember an epic SPAM from 2002. Want to share a Typical Day story with us? Want to recommend a movie? Want to add to a previous review?&...

Episode 48: LoTR Poor Man Rewrite || In The Name of The King Movie Review The bois have been sitting on this one for a while. Both pre and post production. Its finally time to unveil the most ridiculous movies we’ve watch in a while and that includes velocipastor. This week we review In The Name of the King Movie. They literally had to rewrite 70% of this movie because the story was so close to the Lord of the Rings movies. Either way, the bois dunk on this one JAD entertains us with a doozy ...

The bois did something new this week by reviewing a good movie. Velocipastor might not have anything to do with velociraptors or pastors, but it does contain everything a movie needs in a convenient runtime. The movie is basically animorphs, but we never mentioned that because I just thought of it. Also, I did my best to make the show art for this episode reflect the production value of the movie. What do chainsaw blipping, cold chicken, distracted texting, 6 foot party subs...

Episode 46: Thumb War Jox A movie about huge robots with a boring plot? Sounds like a good recipe for the Ascension To Ten podcast. The bois review Robot Jox from 1989. It was a lame version of Pacific Rim. Spenny talks about karaoke and the bois reminisce about funny stories of t-shirts. Want to share a Typical Day story with us? Want to recommend a movie? Want to add to a previous review? Please write to us at [email protected]. Want to support the show? Check ...