Articulate Bologna
Articulate Bologna
Josue Hernandez & Alex Ramirez
A space where Alex and Josue have articulate conversations about anything and everything. They've said that no two pieces of toast are alike, even though they're both just burnt bread. Ten years ago they said we'd have flying cars, all of a sudden that's a bad idea. If aliens and God don't exist, then what are we going to do? Just lay here? These are the type of conversations you're signing up for. Articulate Bologna.
Cheese - Sponsors - Proposals
Have you had head cheese? Head while eating cheese? Also, who wants to sponsor our show? Serious question. Alex finds out Josue’s fiancee re-proposed and he has some thoughts. You’re tuning in to Bologna Articulate!   Follow Alex: @alexramirezisok Follow Josue: @josuespixels  
Jun 2, 2021
31 min
Leaks - Cinco de Mayo - Therapy
Josue’s apartment just had a massive leak. What is Cinco de Mayo? Why do we even celebrate it? Alex started therapy and he tells Josue about his experience. They also discover the similarities between Better Help and Dominos. This description is mostly bologna.  Follow Alex: @alexramirezisok Follow Josue: @josuespixels  
May 31, 2021
26 min
Flat Earth - Bible - Sex Talk
Alex asks the question: how flat is the Earth? Josue does not have the answer. They discuss who they would like to read the Bible Audiobook. They also realize neither of their parents ever gave them the sex talk so they share how misinformed they are on the subject. Bologna is served.  Follow Alex: @alexramirezisok Follow Josue: @josuespixels  
May 21, 2021
28 min
Mexico - Vaccine - Weapons
Josue is back from Mexico and he spills all the frijoles. Alex takes his COVID vaccine and discusses how he was bamboozled. They also do what no politician has done before, solve gun control. All in 22 minutes and 41 seconds. Are you ready? This is your daily dose of Bologna of the Articulate variety.  Follow Alex: @alexramirezisok Follow Josue: @josuespixels  
May 19, 2021
22 min
Van life - Bidets - Inspirations
How much would it cost to live in a van? What non-essential items would Alex and Josue bring along? Does Josue know how to properly wash his ass? Will Alex teach him? Oh. And who inspired these guys to be comedians? Mmmmmmm. Bologna.   Follow Alex: @alexramirezisok Follow Josue: @josuespixels  
May 14, 2021
31 min
Latino News - Blades of Grass - Stage Time
Josue has some big news that will rock the latino community. Alex reflects on his ability to play a blade of grass (You read that correctly). And they both ruminate about what it will be like to get back on stage after a year long hiatus. Come get your cold cuts, bologna is served.  Follow Alex: @alexramirezisok Follow Josue: @josuespixels  
May 12, 2021
33 min
Fries - Mittens - Souls
Who makes the best fries? Are hash browns better than fries? Josue wears mittens to sleep? Is he a psycho? Alex is just looking for a happy soul, but will he ever find one? Do those exist? Bologna is served.Follow Alex: @alexramirezisok Follow Josue: @josuespixels  
May 10, 2021
26 min
Assaults - Street Tacos - Coffee
What would you do if you saw someone walking down the street with a gun? Do you eat street tacos for the sake of eating street tacos? Is there a time where it's not okay to drink coffee? Bologna is served.Follow Alex: @alexramirezisok Follow Josue: @josuesphotos 
Apr 21, 2021
43 min
Mexicans - Old Tarantula - Technical Difficulties
Is it racist for two Mexicans to make generalizations about Mexicans? Do we treat our senior citizens like we treat old tarantulas? Can Josue do the podcast when Alex's computer freezes? Come get your cold cuts.   Follow Alex: @alexramirezisok Follow Josue: @josuesphotos 
Mar 20, 2021
32 min