Do you ever find yourself shouting out movie and music references like a mentally disturbed person? Did you ever wonder who played the main Vampire in 30 Days of Night? Do you find yourself doing extremely fucked up things in heavy hearted situations? Well give this gem a listen to feel slightly better about yourself. But not much.

Where were you when you learned the shocking truth about Emilio?

Transphobic, or do I just want my dudes to look more like a lady, pre-op?🤔

Pride will get you killed, take it from me.

Now...I don't condone violence against women, or really anyone for that matter. But you ever meet a woman so cunty that you think "Would anyone REALLY care that much if I hit her?"

Listen to me barf some bullshit about how I don't like being helpful, my take on the "Super Like" from Tinder, and people with social super powers.

Doesn't have to do with anything, just supposed to funny. And if it's now well....joke's on you because my mommy thinks so. Enjoy!

What are you TRULY afraid of? Write it down, come up with solutions, and you'll find out a lot about yourself. Pay no mind to me fucking up the intro.😁

The new generation of "Strippers & Blow"

Ever wanted to listen to 18 minutes of nonsense? Boy do I have a surprise for you...💦💦