You fertilise us, you grow us, you forage us, you sell us, you line us up, you buy us, you consume us. How do you think that feels? An anonymous guest host marks An Apple A Day's return and prompts you to consider - are you the Malus Pumila?

Its a dark world. Apples hide in the shadows of Australia's political landscape. No apple has eluded me more than the Jazz apple.

The life expectancy of the average Welsh male living in Pembrokeshire is 79.4, the birthplace of the common saying, "An Apple A Day, keeps the doctor away". Today on the show, a honeycrisp apple, keeping Pembrokeshire healthy since the early 1860's.

Guest host Jake Morcom takes you on a Christmas apple journey. That's right. Here at An Apple A Day we are not afraid to say Christmas. We believe apples are the first line of defense against the politically correct, inner city latte sipping, Green voting Left's war on Christmas.

A Pink Lady From Sydney's CBD.

Red Fuji by An Apple A Day

A Granny Smith From A Cafe In Ultimo

A Red Delicious From Central Grocer in Sydney, NSW.