Show notes
The times, they are a-changin’ friends. Welcome to the American Horror Stream recap for episode two of AHS: Apocalypse, “The Morning After”, rightly titled after a good ribbing from Michael Langdon and the necessary steps one must take to avoid any surprises after a night of outrageous and un-planned shenanigans.
This week’s episode opens with our fairer sexed teenage mutant, Emily, undressing after a long day at the depressing Outpost. While adjusting her mood lighting, her wardrobe opens as if it suddenly got a wild cursed furniture up it’s behind. Upon closer inspection, Emily finds live snakes crawling about her Prince inspired threads, totally messing up said mood lighting from earlier. Timothy runs in upon hearing his love scream in terror and so valiantly swoops her up from danger … wait … no that’s not what happened here. He swooped in and jumped on the bed in terror, along with Emily, scared for his life over the creepy crawlers. It’s Miriam and the Cooperative Hulk to the rescue as they both go hog wild chopping off snake heads. Now that’s how you blow off some steam while living underground during nuclear winter, folks. Miriam is ecstatic at some fresh protein, mmmmm, and assures they will test the snakes for any contamination. *cue dinner bell*
The Greys roll in some yummy snake stew and Coco rolls out a rather tame and silky hairstyle, which begs the question … did Langdon bring some killer hair product with him, and if so, is he sharing with Coco? She objects to snake stew and delivers a one-liner about eating things with too many legs or none at all, but doesn’t get out of it without a quick comeback from Andre about having no objections to eating the Stu stew. *snaps, snaps, snaps* Of course, it’s Dinah to the rescue with her words of wisdom and her reassuring thoughts on adapting to the new norm, which may include eating something, or someone, that may have otherwise been a hard no in our former lives. Not to be outdone, Nana Evie has to throw in her annoying anecdote about having this same delicacy in Kuala Lumpur, blah, blah, sorry I feel asleep for 30 seconds while she unnecessarily filled a quiet moment that could have been used for reflection.
Emily grows a pair and dares to question Ms. Venable about who is in her office. Timothy decides to grow some too, although I think Emily’s are bigger. Venable is annoyed and she dodges questions while everyone opens their warm bubbling lids to live snakes lunging from their bowls just like the ole snake in a can gag. Everyone jumps back in fear and surprise at the once dead snakes and can hardly contain their disdain as once again their second chance at something other than a cube-mallow for dinner is ruined.
The teenage mutants are gossiping about the snakes, and the special guest of Outpost #3, when Miriam catches them and they scatter quicker than the table after their snake surprise earlier. We come upon what I am declaring as the first ever Outpost #3 Town Hall hosted by the one and only Michael Langdon. *scattered applause* In true Coco fashion, she shows up dressed to impress with her medusa ‘do and a bad attiude. Langdon comes out of the gate strong like a bull that’s just had his genitals pulled and lays it out plain and simple. He lets his constituents know that his arrival is crucial to their survival as they are now the only successful outpost to have made it in the United States, possibly internationally as well. The three other outposts in the continental U.S., Syracuse, NY, Bleckley, WV, and San Angelo, TX, have been overrun and destroyed. They’ve had no contact with the six international compounds, but are anticipating the same results nonetheless. The residents of Outpost #3 want question what happened at the other safe houses and can’t wait to share the good news: massacre.
Langdon goes on to tease the Sanctuary and all its greatness to our players and really drives home that it’s the Disneyland for post-nuclear s...
This week’s episode opens with our fairer sexed teenage mutant, Emily, undressing after a long day at the depressing Outpost. While adjusting her mood lighting, her wardrobe opens as if it suddenly got a wild cursed furniture up it’s behind. Upon closer inspection, Emily finds live snakes crawling about her Prince inspired threads, totally messing up said mood lighting from earlier. Timothy runs in upon hearing his love scream in terror and so valiantly swoops her up from danger … wait … no that’s not what happened here. He swooped in and jumped on the bed in terror, along with Emily, scared for his life over the creepy crawlers. It’s Miriam and the Cooperative Hulk to the rescue as they both go hog wild chopping off snake heads. Now that’s how you blow off some steam while living underground during nuclear winter, folks. Miriam is ecstatic at some fresh protein, mmmmm, and assures they will test the snakes for any contamination. *cue dinner bell*
The Greys roll in some yummy snake stew and Coco rolls out a rather tame and silky hairstyle, which begs the question … did Langdon bring some killer hair product with him, and if so, is he sharing with Coco? She objects to snake stew and delivers a one-liner about eating things with too many legs or none at all, but doesn’t get out of it without a quick comeback from Andre about having no objections to eating the Stu stew. *snaps, snaps, snaps* Of course, it’s Dinah to the rescue with her words of wisdom and her reassuring thoughts on adapting to the new norm, which may include eating something, or someone, that may have otherwise been a hard no in our former lives. Not to be outdone, Nana Evie has to throw in her annoying anecdote about having this same delicacy in Kuala Lumpur, blah, blah, sorry I feel asleep for 30 seconds while she unnecessarily filled a quiet moment that could have been used for reflection.
Emily grows a pair and dares to question Ms. Venable about who is in her office. Timothy decides to grow some too, although I think Emily’s are bigger. Venable is annoyed and she dodges questions while everyone opens their warm bubbling lids to live snakes lunging from their bowls just like the ole snake in a can gag. Everyone jumps back in fear and surprise at the once dead snakes and can hardly contain their disdain as once again their second chance at something other than a cube-mallow for dinner is ruined.
The teenage mutants are gossiping about the snakes, and the special guest of Outpost #3, when Miriam catches them and they scatter quicker than the table after their snake surprise earlier. We come upon what I am declaring as the first ever Outpost #3 Town Hall hosted by the one and only Michael Langdon. *scattered applause* In true Coco fashion, she shows up dressed to impress with her medusa ‘do and a bad attiude. Langdon comes out of the gate strong like a bull that’s just had his genitals pulled and lays it out plain and simple. He lets his constituents know that his arrival is crucial to their survival as they are now the only successful outpost to have made it in the United States, possibly internationally as well. The three other outposts in the continental U.S., Syracuse, NY, Bleckley, WV, and San Angelo, TX, have been overrun and destroyed. They’ve had no contact with the six international compounds, but are anticipating the same results nonetheless. The residents of Outpost #3 want question what happened at the other safe houses and can’t wait to share the good news: massacre.
Langdon goes on to tease the Sanctuary and all its greatness to our players and really drives home that it’s the Disneyland for post-nuclear s...