Ever had a concept explained to you a hundred times, yet it still refuses to make sense? That little secret you keep...pretending you get it when, deep down, you absolutely don’t? Well, Beth and Eli have enough of those to fill an entire bonus episode—so here it is! Get ready to laugh (or scream) at them as they unravel, misunderstand, and absolutely butcher basic concepts with their famously flawed logic... Loved this episode? Disagree with the winner? Are you more clueless than they are and you want to share?? Get in touch! www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6

We are so pleased to introduce our hilarious friend and brilliant teacher, Rach, as our special guest judge in this episode! It is a truth universally acknowledged that teachers have the funniest, craziest and most embarrassing work stories of all the professions out there. And if it is not universally acknowledged, it should be, as we all know at least one teacher (if we are not one ourselves) and we have all heard the crazy sh*t they get up to! So in this episode, we have cherry-picked our favourites from our lives, our friends and beyond for your listening pleasure and I guarantee you will not be disappointed! Expect fake-injury pranks gone wrong, innocent year 7s screaming obscenities, questionable pilgrimages on school grounds and the First Christmas Tree of the Zombie Apocalypse. Enjoy! A huge thank you to Emma, Cat, Hannah and *Kelly* who had their stories featured and a massive thank you to everyone who sent one in! Got a teacher confession for us? Disagree with this week's winner? Get in touch! Comment on our posts, leave us a message/voice note on our website. www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6

This episode features a lover of horror and all things spooky, our original no.1 fan and wonderful sister, Clare Trotman! Ever been into a haunted house attraction and the fear has taken over? What did you do?? What are the craziest stories you have heard from haunted house scare actors? Nothing is sacred or safe in this episode as we delve in to some spooky and down-right disgusting Halloween madness, from wardrobe disasters to buildings destroyed. Your stories will pale in comparison! ...or will they?! Send us your Halloween-fails and let us know if you agree with this weeks winner - comment on our posts, leave us a message/voice note on our website. As always, thank you to our listeners for getting in touch with your own stories, please keep sending them our way as we LOVE to read them and share them! www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6

How often are inventions totally useless? And what is the difference between a useless invention and one that is unnecessary but GREAT? In this episode, we introduce a string of brilliant to ridiculous creations involving sea monkeys, time pieces, Nicholas Cage's face and more. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Listen along to discover a way you never knew existed... Let us know if you agree with this weeks winner - comment on our posts, or leave us a message/voice note on our website. As always, thank you to our listeners for getting in touch with your own stories, please keep sending them our way as we LOVE to read them and share them! www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6

Guess who's back... AMTCY for Season 2! With more laughs, spats and chats than ever before! Our first episode explores the creepy, to the gross, to the downright bizarre. We have gathered our favourite horror stories from hotels, hostels and B&Bs for you to enjoy. Ever felt like someone was watching you sleep? How many porcelain dolls is too many porcelain dolls in your hotel? And does one spider always lead to another? Let us know if you agree with this weeks winner - comment on our posts, or leave us a message/voice note on our website. As always, thank you to our listeners for getting in touch with your own stories, please keep sending them our way as we LOVE to read them and share them! www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6

This bonus episode is all about those career-ending moments in your life, horrific for you... but excellent material for us! We have the greatest honour of introducing our dad, Nigel Reed, to the podcast to be our first official guest and (most importantly) an unbiased third party who will be our judge and jury at ranking stage - finally, a way out of our deadlocks! From losing it live on air to e-mailing the unthinkable to all 2000 of your coworkers, this episode is full of hysterical career-lows - guaranteed to make you feel better about your own personal work blunders. Hosted with our first live audience. Warning: this episode features extreme toilet-humour ...and a dead animal. Do you have an epic day-you-should-have-got-fired story for us you would like to share?? Get in touch! Leave us a message or voice note on our website: www.allowmetoconvinceyou.com Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou TikTok: @amtcypod Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6

What animal gives you the heebie-jeebies? What predators do you think are the deadliest? In this episode we debate the creepiest of all creatures great and small. Listen along and decide for yourself whether the Lord God should have made them all... Which animal do you think is the most panic-inducing? Get in touch! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: Slow Loris - https://shorturl.at/KO7Ki / Honey Badger - https://shorturl.at/M75lY / Tongue-Eating Parasite - https://shorturl.at/VZAGY / http://www.legit.ng/

Welcome to Allow Me to Convince You! We are your hosts, the fabulous Reed sisters, and we're so excited to become your new favourite podcast! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6

What makes a Brit 'too British to function'? Is it our intense desire to please / not offend anyone, even if it is a massive inconvenience to ourselves? Is it anything to avoid an awkward interaction? And is it actually politeness or are we just crippled by our sky-high standards of social etiquette? Join us for an episode of your funniest, most embarrassing moments with strangers, from accidentally impersonating another profession to hairdressing disasters. We promise you, this episode does not disappoint! Listen and find out whether your story is featured... Got a better one for us? Get in touch! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: Very British Problems, u/albowonderer, u/fit_cicada7954, Amymasoncomedy, gpurcell, Emma, G, Lil

Ever had a birthday surprise gone wrong? Or just had a bad birthday?? This episode is full of sad, sad situations but ones we hope the authors are (mostly) able to laugh about now! Featuring unlucky pets, full-frontal nudity, the police and fake disappearances - this episode has some truly tragic/hilarious stories. Listen and find out whether your story is featured... Got a better one for us? Get in touch! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @allowmetoconvinceyou Twitter/ X: @amtcypod Facebook: Allow Me to Convince You Follow us / Like us / Share us / Review us / Definitely drop a comment! Music: 'How Do I Say This?' by Neon Beach License code: ZIPGJ5TP9GNOYPR6 Credits: u/johnbarrymore2013, u/BLACKMACH1NE, u/rEckoning833, u/AwesomeSmiths, u/cat_gato_neko, u/shinyquest1, u/pm_me_ur_cleavage, www.oddee.com