All Tricks, No Treats
All Tricks, No Treats
Cris Garza and Briana Tanori
Just a couple of parents surviving school projects, temper tantrums, and diaper blowouts. Real advice on parenting, dating, and the single life from some of old farts. ENJOY!
All Tricks, No Treats #34 Letting Someone Down Easy.
Ding Dong! What happens when you decide to cleanse your body after a summer of indulgence, but end up face-to-face with your favorite pizza? Our three-day juice cleanse attempt was a comedy of errors, from our enthusiastic start to our pizza-induced end. We share every misstep, including the flu-like symptoms, grumpy moods, and our brave cousin's attempt to salvage the remaining juices. Trust us, this adventure is a rollercoaster you won't want to miss. Is ghosting ever okay, or should every...
Sep 3, 2024
42 min
All Tricks, No Treats #33 "Ketch-Up"
Ding Dong! Ever wondered how a baseball team can rise from the ashes and claim victory? Grab your favorite beverage and join us as we celebrate our return with a toast and a heartwarming story of triumph—a thrilling journey that saw Champ's baseball team clinch the championship from the loser's bracket, culminating in a sensational 4th of July parade. We'll take you through the highs and lows our kids faced at their new school and share our experience of hosting our first-ever 4th of July get...
Aug 28, 2024
32 min
All Tricks, No Treats #32 What Are We?
Ding Dong! Ever found yourself chuckling in the midst of a podcasting blunder or while nursing an out-of-the-blue injury? Briana and I sure have, and we're dishing out heaps of stories that'll have you nodding along. From our quirky studio antics to the unexpected 'lightning crotch' jolts of pregnancy, we're raising a glass to the triumphs and trials of life behind the mic and beyond. And because we can't help ourselves, we even throw in a tale of thrifting joy because, let's face it, who doe...
Jan 31, 2024
45 min
All Tricks, No Treats #31 Jealousy
Ding Dong! Have you ever found yourself in the unexpected role of a coach, not just in parenting but on the baseball field? That's where I landed this week, juggling my son's enthusiasm for the sport with my own hilarious cluelessness about coaching. But the fun doesn't stop there; imagine our family's delight when we discovered our new library's 50-book limit, opening a whole new world of bedtime stories and a slight panic about where we'll keep them all! Join us as we weave through these pa...
Jan 23, 2024
42 min
All Tricks, No Treats #30 New Year, New..........Me?
Ding Dong! Hey there, faithful followers! Ever found yourself snuggled on the couch, a mound of tissues piling high, as the flu holds your holiday hostage? That was our reality this festive season, complete with a sick pooch and a symphony of sniffles. So grab a comfy blanket and join us for a hearty chat about the unexpected downtime during the kids' winter break and our grand scheme to make amends with a summer road trip that promises to be nothing short of legendary. Plus, we dive into the...
Jan 16, 2024
46 min
All Tricks, No Treats #29 Surviving the Holidays, Decking the Halls, and Dodging Drama
Ding Dong! Ever felt that swell of pride so strong it could burst your heart? Well, strap in, because we're spilling on Bubby's first ballet recital, where every pirouette and plié was a punch to the feels. We're serving up a holiday platter of personal tales, TV obsessions (hello, Tony Soprano), and Italian meat cravings, all while navigating the festive chaos that knits our family closer. And speaking of knits, let's not forget the girls' getaway to Boston—history, clams, and a chill that m...
Dec 19, 2023
53 min
All Tricks, No Treats #28 Flirting 101
Ding Dong! Ever wonder what it's like to transform your home into the neighborhood's Halloween "fun house?" That's exactly what we accomplished this year, and boy, do we have some stories to share about this spooky extravaganza! From the joy of seeing trick-or-treaters' wide-eyed amazement to the stress of last-minute candy runs, you'll get a frank, heartfelt recount of our Halloween adventure. Next up, we put on our parent hats to talk about the struggles of raising kids in an age-consciou...
Nov 20, 2023
54 min
All Tricks, No Treats #27 "The Ex Files"
Ding Dong! Have you ever had that moment when you're scrolling through social media and suddenly stumble upon your ex's profile? You know, the one you promised to stay friends with, but ended up cutting ties instead. Well, this episode is all about that. We take you through some of our October antics, like our family trip to the Myers House and a visit to the whimsical Sugar Mynt Gallery. And let’s not forget our four-year anniversary and the ongoing saga of our house remodel. And yes, we eve...
Nov 6, 2023
53 min
All Tricks, No Treats #26 CATFISH
Ding! Dong! Ever tried to potty train a toddler while navigating the aisles of Target? We've been there, and this week, we're sharing some of our funniest and most chaotic tales of parenthood. From the challenge of potty training to the unexpected joy of making new friends on our parenting journey, our stories are packed with laughter, surprises, and a whole lot of love. We even share our memorable experience at a wild Chuck E Cheese birthday party and a family trip to Brewery X - because par...
Sep 26, 2023
45 min
All Tricks, No Treats #25 You Are Now Entering the, "FRIEND ZONE"
Ding Dong! Ever find yourself in the murky waters of the 'friend zone'? Or struggling with the do's and don'ts if you find yourself there? Tune in, as we candidly unpack these dilemmas and more! From sharing our recent experiences with our kids starting school to navigating the unspoken rules of kid conversations, we're bringing you a hearty mix of laughter, insights, and 'aha' moments. Join us as we share a hilarious tale about our daughter's quirky artwork and her pre-school discussions. E...
Sep 6, 2023
50 min
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